Comments by Electronman (page 12)

I have no problem with civilian women in strip clubs as long as they are having a good time. I've seen more than one civic have her boobs (or more) exposed by the strippers in the club.

Mate27: I may have overheard a few "Oh my Gods" and witnessed some praying on bended knee. Hallelujah! Thanks Longball!

SpecialJ: private dances are $25 per song but most dancers and customers negotiate a flat fee rather than paying on a song by song basis. Rock All Night: Read again: "Entry fee is $20 for each visit." Also, "Talent was decent. A few thicker dancers but several more slender dancers who piqued my interest. " If it is important to you, I could add that there was a distribution of ethnicities, probably 3 white dancers and 5 women of color. I would guess that all of the dancers were in their 20s. I didn't take notes on each dancer. Only 3 or 4 dancers were of interest to me.

Thanks for the review. This was (past tense!) one of my favorite Detroit clubs. Unfortunately, most of the clubs inside the Detroit city limits have been severely impacted by the passage and enforcement of ordinances that limit the privacy in lap dances. I hope the Penthouse finds a way to thrive or better yet, that Detroit repeals the restrictive ordinances. Fortunately, the clubs in the suburbs (Inkster, Dearborn, Lincoln Park and Southgate) still provide a good entertainment option.

I made a short visit to the RGV last March. Like you, I had a difficult time finding helpful information on the adult entertainment industry in San Antonio and south to the RGV. I did make a trip across the border to a "strip club"n which was more like a brothel. I was not impressed with the talent. See my review below: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=383845 I also made a short visit to the Tex Mex Lounge, a more traditional strip club on the US side of the border in Edinburg, TX. The talent was pretty decent but my visit was brief and as I recall, private dance mileage was not exceptional. I didn't write a review. If I was in the area I might be tempted to check out Tex Mex Lounge again. By the way, I did try to do some research on Massage options in San Antonio and the RGV on the USASG web site. That web site is usually a pretty good source of information but it was pretty dead for all of Texas. As a reminder, Texas recently passed a law that makes soliciting sex a FELONY offense. I don't know if this law is being vigorously enforced but be aware. Of special note for all of the TUSCL people who blame the liberals for overly restrictive laws about consenting sexual activity, Texas is a red state! And Donald Trump signed off on the FOSTA-SESTA bill that was ostensibly targeting sex trafficking but also took out a number of legitimate web sites that discussed "adult fun." https://www.dallasjustice.com/buying-sex-in-texas-texas-is-first-state-in-usa-to-make-solicitation-of-prostitution-a-felony-offense/

I call this a tax on the mathematically impaired!

She makes a living providing "adult services" and relies on withdrawal as her only birth control strategy??? Geeez.

@JA: When I read your review (well written, my compliments), it sounded like all three of these lovely ladies were at a spa and none of them involved full service. Maybe this was more than one trip to Allure? Regardless, it sounds like a great time.

CR sounds tempting for the combination of outdoor adventure activities and mongering, presumably without a major language barrier. Any locations in CR other than San Jose that provide adult entertainment?

Looks at her face. I suspect she's a product of sex reassignment surgery. Not criticizing your taste in women. The body is great but the entire package is not my taste.

If these observations are correct, would you expect the cost of ITC and OTC services to go down? I haven't seen obvious price reductions in the Detroit market.

Is this level of security unique to this club or is it typical for Tampa clubs? Otherwise, it sounds interesting. Any language barrier issues?

@drew: Do not be too embarrassed to quote Shakespeare. After all, he did say "That's a fair thought, to lie between maids' legs." (Hamlet). I say, extra points for any review that quotes Shakespeare. BTW, I don't think Shakespeare coined "shill review." So no extra points for desertscrub.

Good answer Sinclair. Thanks. I agree with your observations about declining talent and increasing sense of entitlement. One reason I asked is that I was reflecting on different types of "returns" for any potential investment. Some returns are in the form of material possessions (second house, cars, etc.). Other returns are in the form of entertainment and experiences, such as sensuous experiences with topless and nude women. On a different dimension, some returns are more immediate (e.g., entertainment when you're bored in a hotel room) and others are more along term (owning a second home). As I've grown older, I find myself valuing experiences (e.g., travel, doing things, strip club experiences) more than adding to my material possessions. Just curious about how others think about their returns on investments.

For thought. You've invested a lot of time and money in strip clubs. How was the return on investment, compared to other things that you might have invested in?

Thanks for all the reviews! Wishing you continued success in 2023. Looking forward to reading about your adventures.

Compared to the Western Wayne County clubs (e.g., Flight Club, Landing Strip, BT's, etc.), most clubs would get a PG13 rating, including Angels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia A little vocabulary addition. Too bad it is so hard to rhyme with "steatopygia." It would make for a good rock or rap song theme.

Two favorites for me: Dopesick, about Purdue Pharma and the marketing and abuse of oxycontin. Bad sisters, a dark comedy about four sisters trying to kill the husband of the fifth sister.

I'm pretty sure this was submitted for the wrong club.

Are you sure this review is for Mons Venus????

So desertscrub, the author of this review has 55 previously published reviews. Looks like it is not a club ad in spite of your certainty. It would be refreshing to see you own up to your pattern of poor judgement.

$400 and you agreed to a 5 song limit? Was that the best deal you could arrange?