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Dining out is amazing. So many options. Different cuisines. Highbrow, lowbrow and everything in-between and I love it all. Sunday my wife and I golfed. Thunderstorms. The golf course siren wails. We're drinking so fuck it. The marshall comes…
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In the past 35 years my wife and I have had maybe 10-12 arguments and yesterday we figured out over post golf cocktails that, 50% have been about the most important subject in any marriage; is Bill Burr funny? My wife…
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May your soul rest in peace Willie Mays. Watching you play was one of the highlights of my childhood. As amazing as it may sound to today's young, athletes used to have off-season jobs and jobs after their careers ended.…
Boardroom Cabaret
Brockton, MA
Anyone who has yet to do dances with this total smoke show is making grievous effort.
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Tomorrow is derby day and realistically I know very few of you care or follow racing, but for those of you who do care and plan on betting; who do you like? If the race goes according to quality and past…
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So now I'm praying for the end of time; to hurry up and arrive; cuz if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive; I'll never break my promise or forget my vows;…
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Today's history lesson will seem almost crazy in view of instantaneous communications of today. In the war of 1812, the United States won exactly one battle: The battle of New Orleans. It made andrew jackson president and got Jonny…
Politics
Joe Biden who has always been a thug, has made it a point to brag about how he is cancelling student debt (cheating the taxpayers) because of poverty. In fact, local progressive swine congresswoman Ayanna Pressley, the epitome of…
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In Desires a very attractive dancer, whom I had never seen, came over, introduced herself and sat down. Bought her a cocktail and later water for her friend and when she asked if I wanted a couple of dances, I…
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Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, the boss is a jerk. So, I grabbed my sticks and go out to the shed and I banged on the drum like it was the boss' head.…
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Well, you're looking good; it's hard to fight it, but no use explaining; I've already decided that living with you is worse than without you. I won't spend a lifetime worrying about you. Oh, things got rough, and you disappeared,…
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"I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized, 'cause I'm a strict vegetarian, but with the over population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians. I don't feel safe in this world no more, I don't wanna die…
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Nothing is better than live music and we've all been to concerts which we have enjoyed, but it's time to name the top 3 concerts you have ever seen. I will go first: 1) Pink Floyd - Animals tour/Boston Garden;…
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Name 2-3 crazy things you have done in your life, you would never consider doing again. 1) In my mid 20s, on 2 occasions, I bought an old shitbox, fixed it up until it complied with the rules and then…
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As I rescued my Titleist from the bottom of the cup I heard a tearing sound and immediately thought: "ya tore your pants fatso", but no, my pants were fine, the sound was my knee, ending golf season prematurely. My…
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Everyone has heard "famous quotes". Some have an impact, some do not, but some quotes, some of the shortest, have an amazing impact and we always remember them. Example - "I don't know what weapons World War 3 will be…
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R Donuts opened in Fort Lauderdale Florida selling $1.00 coffees and $1.00 donuts. First of its kind, at least in the south. One dozen topless waitresses provided service. A more innocent time in America lol.
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Having strip clubbed 5-7 days I heard a lot of stripper songs. That got me to thinking about songs I would like to hear, but never have. The first one was easy and popped into mind immediate: Queen, Fat…
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The staff in clubs usually get bashed but here's a shout out to one of the gentlemen who runs the rooms at Desires. Despite being an experienced weed smoker of 54 years, on occasion I do too much and…
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...............Dead at 83. A truly unique and wonderful human being and entertainer. May your soul rest in peace Proud Mary....
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Do you have one that means more to you than the others? Any particular part? Care to share why? After 3 years and right before I took a legal job in remote northern Maine, 7 hours from home, my current…
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kill all the whiteys I see. Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. Cuz when I kill all the whiteys I see, there'll be no whiteys to bother meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, gonna get me a shotgun…
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You love heavy metal. Your new OTC lady doesn't but would like to see why you do. You can play her one song and one song only to show why you love heavy metal and she will listen to…
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...that no one will believe but are true. Even if you include getting stopped for a traffic violation, I still have less than 100 police encounters in my life, but most are memorable. October 1977. I hitchhike…
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Tell us about a unique restaurant that you know and why we should eat there. One of the better things about New England is that we cherish the past, so we have a lot of restaurants that have been…
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