R Donuts opened in Fort Lauderdale Florida selling $1.00 coffees and $1.00 donuts. First of its kind, at least in the south. One dozen topless waitresses provided service. A more innocent time in America lol.
Up in the cold north we never had neither bikini hot dog stands or topless donut shops….but in that simpler time, topless shoeshines were quite popular…..but you really didn’t your shoes shined. :)
Look, I get it that the board is sick of our beef. As sick as I am of 25's shit. We had a peace, but he broke the peace and attacked me without provocation. I'm willing to remain the bigger man and say we can put our shit on hold, but he needs to stay in his corner. He has to give me peace to get peace. And to be clear: I am offering this for the board; not for 25. Either way, the ball is in his court.
Far be it from this rick to play the peacemaker, but Imma just point out that calling somebody a penguin fucker is hardly an insult. My bud alain le pingouine, who grew up in the Marseille zoo, is exclusively a penguin fucker.
I keep say “Al, you were born wearin’ a frickin’ suit so the slutty hairless apes will be on you like flies on shit” but does he listen? Well I don’t know if he listens because he works a a mime so he’s constantly stuck in an invisible box, but the point is that he definitely fucks other penguins. Sometimes inside of an invisible box. But he has good taste in wine and we have a good ol’ time.
Anyhoo…my point is that Gamma Ape really should try fuckin’ a penguin if he thinks it is an insult. He might enjoy it. Might make the flame wars less intense. ROAR!!!
Oh yeah, I think Skifredo should also consider some penguin fuckin’. Might mellow him out. I mean really, he claims to smoke weed, but he is the most uptight angry insano weed smoker I’ve ever encountered. I don’t know if fuckin’ penguins will give him the mellow, but the weed clearly ain’t workin’ so he should try something else. ROAR!!!
Not that I don't appreciate your input, rickthelion, because I don't; but I would really like to hear what rickthejellyfish has to say about penguin-fucking.
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Yep gots to agree. Let’s move on. Let’s not start a SJG/Icee/Dougster vs Everyone flame war.
We’re all here to have a little fun dreaming about Phoebe Cates on the diving board
A skit of SkiDumb posting on this website! Lmfao!
I keep say “Al, you were born wearin’ a frickin’ suit so the slutty hairless apes will be on you like flies on shit” but does he listen? Well I don’t know if he listens because he works a a mime so he’s constantly stuck in an invisible box, but the point is that he definitely fucks other penguins. Sometimes inside of an invisible box. But he has good taste in wine and we have a good ol’ time.
Anyhoo…my point is that Gamma Ape really should try fuckin’ a penguin if he thinks it is an insult. He might enjoy it. Might make the flame wars less intense. ROAR!!!