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The staff in clubs usually get bashed but here's a shout out to one of the gentlemen who runs the rooms at Desires. Despite being an experienced weed smoker of 54 years, on occasion I do too much and…
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...............Dead at 83. A truly unique and wonderful human being and entertainer. May your soul rest in peace Proud Mary....
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Do you have one that means more to you than the others? Any particular part? Care to share why? After 3 years and right before I took a legal job in remote northern Maine, 7 hours from home, my current…
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kill all the whiteys I see. Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see. Cuz when I kill all the whiteys I see, there'll be no whiteys to bother meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, gonna get me a shotgun…
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You love heavy metal. Your new OTC lady doesn't but would like to see why you do. You can play her one song and one song only to show why you love heavy metal and she will listen to…
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...that no one will believe but are true. Even if you include getting stopped for a traffic violation, I still have less than 100 police encounters in my life, but most are memorable. October 1977. I hitchhike…
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Tell us about a unique restaurant that you know and why we should eat there. One of the better things about New England is that we cherish the past, so we have a lot of restaurants that have been…
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While football isn't anywhere near as popular here as it may be in Texas, Thanksgiving Day football is. In fact, going to the Needham- Wellesley game this morning. Its unique, very unique because it is the oldest High School football…
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Strip clubbing is a luxury. Expensive wine is a luxury. Vacation is a luxury. An expensive car is a luxury. Name one luxury that you feel would diminish your life if you cannot have it, but that other people…
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We all know naked women make us happy but is there anything else that makes your day? For example: the mail just came; we're both working from home; there was a large envelope labelled "IKON"; we smoked a bowl and…
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59 is too young to die. Coolio proved that Rap need not be the monotonous, vile garbage that we have to pretend is music, but that it could have actual lyrics. "Gangsta's paradise" is the perfect rap song.…
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.....title says it all. Wtf! Who is he? Well, today is the 39th anniversary of the day Major Stanislav Petrov saved the world. In a wonderful world of technology, back in 1983, he was on duty at…
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You unwrap a stick of butter. You place it in the butter dish. You place the butter dish in the same place you put it every single day of the year, with no seasonal exceptions. Where is…
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It's date night with your girlfriend who is new school and loves MMA. You're old school and love boxing but admit that boxing today has been pussified and argue old school boxing was more exciting than MMA. She tells…
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Prior to the start of the B.Y.U. football game the B.Y.U. team ran onto the field with an Oregon flag bearing the name and number of an Oregon football player who died in July in a climbing accident. They…
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.....then take a look around at Selma Alabama; ah you may leave here for 4 days in space, but when you return it's the same old place; the pounding of the drums, the pride and disgrace; you can bury your…
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Great music should elicit emotions, deep emotions and nothing is more emotional than sadness. Name 3 songs that in your heart are so emotional that they can and should bring you and others to tears. My 5 - Photograph -…
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Waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day, during the savings and loan crisis, attorneys came up with a great idea: give the property back to the bank with "a deed in lieu of foreclosure". The bank received the property, without having…
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Are you a fan? Are you not a fan? Why? I make no pretense about it: The three stooges were and are the greatest comedy act in history. Slapstick is an incredibly difficult comedy medium, and no…
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Name a song, which in your opinion predicts or has predicted the future. I choose 1969's one hit wonder by Zager and Evans - "In the year 2525". Some songs kill it. This is one of them. Miss…
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Extras have become boring. 15-30 minutes is just not enough time to have fun. Always seems rushed and seldom worth the money. It also hurts that at my go to club, Desires, the newer dancers just don't appeal to…
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Sitting in desires with a dancer I will call a "cf' although she was just the dancer I danced with the most. We are sitting at the bar and some guy is glaring at us. I mention it…
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We like to bitch out Robs here, but we never give credit to dancers who aren't, and are in fact the exact opposite. Decided on a few cold ones out on Thursday so I headed to RI Dolls. The…
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Strip clubbing has been made illegal by the federal Government. Underground strip clubs still exist, but the penalty for going to one is death. You cannot help yourself. You go; get caught; are tried and sentenced to death.…
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3 weeks ago, Anthoiny Fauci, the Chinese ass licker, predicted that we would be in trouble this fall. Yesterday incoherent and senile Joe Biden was asking for money for the next pandemic. Why now? Elections in November.…
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