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Bitter songs that apply to the hobby

skibum609
skibum609VIP223346

Massachusetts

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

Well, you're looking good; it's hard to fight it, but no use explaining; I've already decided that living with you is worse than without you. I won't spend a lifetime worrying about you. Oh, things got rough, and you disappeared, but I'm back on my feet and look, look who's standing there. Where were you when I needed you? Where were you when I wanted you? The Grassroots - Where were you when I needed you.

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twentyfive
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ilbbaicnl
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So it was strippers that made you bitter. Vile wenches.

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shadowcat
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The god and the stripper.

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Studme53
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Broken Window Serenade by Whiskey Myers,

About a guy in love with a rich girl who “could never be his girl” (she’s kind of stuck up) but when she can’t achieve her Hollywood dreams, she turns to stripping (horrors!) becomes a methhead, wastes away and dies. Great song. Sad and bitter.

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woodstock
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Pasties And A G-String (At The Two O'Clock Club)

by Tom Waits

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Studme53
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^ ha ha - but Waits owns and is really upbeat about his degeneracy in that song. “I’ll be back tomorrow night!”

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Studme53
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Brick. Kind of. It’s about taking a girl for an abortion at Christmas

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crosscheck
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Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown. I know it's really about a skanky girlfriend/ex-girlfriend but it's "close enough for hand grenades" as a former colleague used to say.

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PAWG_Patrol
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Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

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ilbbaicnl
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Muddy
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Bloodhound gang thats a good call PAWG I’ll second hat with Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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Jascoi
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All it takes is one. good or bad.

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blahblahblahs
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For some of you... Too Drunk to Fuck.

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