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Strippers who go on murderous crime sprees cannot be my ATF.

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Strippers I've known don't stop using drugs when they find out they're pregnant.

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Q. What did the stripper say when she watched her first porno?

A. "I looked really young back then."

Q. What is a West Virginia stripper's favorite meal?

A. Road kill.

I'm going to drive my car to Australia.

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Q. What did the stripper say when the judge asked her if she swore to tell the truth?

A. "Hell, yes, motherfucker."

Q. Why did the stripper refer to winter as "Justin Bieber"?

A. Because it was cute at first, but now it's just annoying and should fuck off and go back to Canada.

Q. What can't a holographic stripper do that a real stripper can?
A. Steal your wallet.

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"As soon as Pittman was old enough, she began pursuing a career as an exotic dancer, performing at the Crazy Horse, Fantasies on Fifth and Good Time Charlie’s in Soldotna. She even worked on the…