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The Ikea Alternative

I hadn't seen this stripper Megan in the club for many months, and so when I saw her today I asked where she had been. She told me she had been working at a job at Ikea. That…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Sergey Karasev up late with ‘hot, busty strippers’ before game

When I don't perform well at my job, this is the reason I give my boss. http://pagesix.com/2015/01/05/sergey-karasev-up-late-with-hot-busty-strippers-before-game/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Are Lap Dances Too Dangerous for Me?

This occurred a couple years ago, but I don't remember any TUSCL discussions about it: "A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club...Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Everything I Know I Learned from the Internet

"Strippers are like white dwarf stars. Extremely hot but not very bright."--Albert Einstein

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Charlie Brown and the Football

Two days in a row I've had strippers scheduled to come to my house, and two days in a row they haven't shown up. Yesterday a long-time favorite was supposed to spend the day with me.…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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Should You Go to a Strip Club on New Year's Eve?

John Oliver gives his advice about New Year's Eve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFnby2184o

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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An Inappropriate Comment

I found myself with a lot of small bills which I wanted to get rid of. So when I went to my local CVS Drugstore I paid with cash. Counting out 30 one dollar bills to the cashier,…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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Some Weird Strip Clubs

http://thechive.com/2014/12/28/these-arent-your-daddys-strip-clubs-10-photos/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Chive%20Feedburner&utm_campaign=theCHIVE%20Weekly%20-%20%5BDraft%20-%20Static%20%2B%20Horizon%20-%20DFP%5D

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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World's Oldest Stripper

Miley Cyrus watches "octogenarian ass-shaker." I know you'll be disappointed that the stripper does not get completely naked in the video. http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/11/miley-cyrus-stripper-beachers-madhouse-video/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Cops caused strip-club brawl: suit

"He took on Hooters — and now, he’s going after some boobs at the Suffolk County Police Department." You have to admire the New York Post's subtlety. ypost.com/2014/12/25/cops-caused-strip-club-brawl-suit/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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2AM Consequences

http://www.jamestownsun.com/news/crime/3641529-man-gets-life-sentence-shooting-outside-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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A Popular Phrase Used by Degenerates

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/2014-best-fhritp-moments/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Answer and Question

A. Her car, her cell phone and her man. Q. What are three things that never work for a stripper?

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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Lady Gaga Talks Strippers On The ‘Tonight Show’, Performs “Ev’ry Time We Say Goo

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett recently came out with an album of standards. Being a Gaga fan, I bought the album on iTunes and it is very good. Here Gaga appears with Tony Bennett and talks about a conversation in…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Strip Club Hound vs TUSCL

Strip Club Hound got a question from a virgin (male) asking about how to lose his virginity to a stripper. http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=35ac36fef5b61642 I thought the Hound's answer wasn't bad, but I think TUSCL would have given better and more practical advice.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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A Prison with Strippers

Philippines prison ‘kings’ inside Bilibid have access to strippers, spas and drugs, says NBI after raid http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/philippines-prison-kings-inside-bilibid-have-access-to-strippers-spas-and-drugs-says-nbi-after-raid/story-fnh81fz8-1227158726339

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Baby girl born in Nashville strip club parking lot

I was glad to learn that the mother was not a stripper getting off her shift. http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/12/15/baby-girl-born-nashville-strip-club-parking-lot/20449281/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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$100 Fine

Last night I saw a hot dancer on stage, and as soon as she took off her top I got stiff. So we repaired to the VIP room and played in one of the curtained booths. When…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 21

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Don't Jerk and Drive

I don't know if this is true or a satire. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/13/south-dakota-rubs-out-dont-jerk-and-drive-campaign-after-its-yanked-in-wrong-direction/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Strippers, drugs and violence: The trailer for Workaholics

sploid.gizmodo.com/this-nsfw-trailer-for-a-tv-show-might-be-the-most-ridic-1670117476/+caseychan

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Handjobs for the Homeless

This public service announcement should be of interest to Juice. http://regretfulmorning.com/2014/12/homeless-people-need-handjobs-too-107/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Stripper and Friends Sentenced in Shooting of Lawyer

The Detroit stripper and her friends who shot a lawyer received long sentences. http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20141208/three-involved-in-shooting-of-bloomfield-hills-attorney-sentenced-to-lengthy-prison-terms http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20140528/suspect-in-bloomfield-hills-zacks-shooting-knew-him-from-gentlemans-club I posted about this case several months ago. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29451

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 14

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Jingle Boobs

http://www.playboy.com/videos/sara-x-jingle-bells-boob-shaking?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Facebook_SaraBells

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Orlando Magic's Maurice Harkless Accused of Strip Club Thievery

Player accused of stealing stripper's cell phone. http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/orlando-magics-maurice-harkless-accused-of-strip-club-thievery//?adid=TMZ_Search_Results

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Java Juggs, Twin Peaks coffee stands destroyed after role in Washington prostitu

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/wash-city-destroys-coffee-huts-prostitution-ring-article-1.2033297 Coffee sales are doomed!

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1
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