Posts by jackslash

Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper? A. She couldn't stand the grind.

Q. What is the biggest mistake that abused strippers make? A. They don't fucking listen.

Every weird sex cult needs an heiress to finance it. But how does a billionaire's daughter feel about having to wear an ankle monitor? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5988905/Seagrams-heiress-Clare-Bronfman-leaves-court-pleads-not-guilty-Nxivm-sex-cult-charges.html

Q. What did the stripper college student do when her professor said she better cram for her oral exam? A. She got down on her knees.

"Tekashi 6ix9ine was hanging out at an infamous Queens strip club — where a Knicks player was once robbed at gunpoint — before he got held up this weekend, according to police sources. Cops believe someone spotted the rainbow-haired rapper and…

Q. What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs? A. “Nice tits.”

Q. What did the stripper say when she lost her virginity? A. “Get off me, Dad. You’re crushing my smokes.”

I flew to Frankfurt to check out FKK Sharks. The club has 80 to 100 young women walking around nude. You can fuck any of them for 50 euros ($58 US). I am doing this solely as a public service…

Q. What is the difference between a stripper’s boyfriend and a bench? A. A bench will support a family.

Q. What is the first thing a stripper does after leaving a domestic abuse shelter? A. Cook dinner if she knows what’s good for her.

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Q. Why did the Iraqi stripper run out of the bingo hall? A. They called out "B52". Q. Why did the Japanese stripper run out of the bingo hall? A. They called out "B29".