Posts by jackslash

Will government workers make good strippers? They aren't used to doing anything extra. https://www.wthr.com/article/nashville-strip-club-offering-jobs-workers-affected-shutdown

Q. Why are strippers like engines? A. Because sometimes you have to use a choke to get them going.

A stripper I know posted this on Facebook. I think it's pretty funny, but some humor-impaired people will probably get bent out of shape. https://www.facebook.com/dejavustockton209/photos/a.1891532277606381/2024167987676142/?type=3&theater

"I spent my toddler years living in a strip club. During the 1970’s oil boom, The Red Dog was the rowdiest and most popular topless bar in Oklahoma City. Every miscreant, outcast and lost soul found themselves inside the Dog…

"A Texas man who formed political action committees to support three 2016 presidential candidates spent some of the funds raised on a lavish personal lifestyle, including roughly $4,500 at a Miami strip club" We would probably be better off if all…

Q. How can you create a spark between yourself and a stripper? A. Taser her.

"The man coughed up the €50 fee for a lap dance before he’d even stepped foot inside the seedy joint and once he was inside, nothing went as promised. No lap dance, no friendly faces and a scam with a bill…

Poetic justice? Usually it's dancers who set up men to be robbed. https://www.cleveland.com/crime/2019/01/two-women-set-up-to-be-robbed-pistol-whipped-by-men-they-met-at-cleveland-strip-club.html

This off-duty deputy thought it would be okay to punch a woman customer in a strip club? "According to the internal-affairs report, a Palm Springs police report and Palm Beach County court records, a couple had come to the club and…

Q. What can you say to ruin your date with a stripper? A. "Sorry, I forgot my wallet." A. "Don't worry about my herpes." A. "My wife died of AIDS." A. "Your skin would make a beautiful coat." A.…

NO TAXATION WITHOUT SEXUALIZATION! https://www.sootoday.com/local-news/city-councillors-hit-up-strippers-to-keep-your-taxes-down-1196034

Q. What can a stripper say to ruin your OTC meeting? A. "Oh, I used to have a dick just like yours." A. "My boyfriend is an MMA fighter." A. "No, I don't have a husband.…