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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to
investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you…

Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted?

A. Rat her out to the police.

In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word.

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Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper?

A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing.

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You had me at strippers.

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Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob?

A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?

A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON…