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Q. What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"? A. Duct tape.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you…

Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted? A. Rat her out to the police.

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Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

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Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.

Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree? A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."