Posts by jackslash

Strippers who go on murderous crime sprees cannot be my ATF. https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/ex-convict-stripper-lured-men-sex-killed-them-for-cash

Strippers I've known don't stop using drugs when they find out they're pregnant. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6591491/Pregnant-stripper-25-accused-puppet-master-ice-ring.html

Q. What did the stripper say when she watched her first porno? A. "I looked really young back then."

Q. What is a West Virginia stripper's favorite meal? A. Road kill.

I'm going to drive my car to Australia. http://www.orissapost.com/bikini-girls-wash-car-in-australia/

Q. What did the stripper say when the judge asked her if she swore to tell the truth? A. "Hell, yes, motherfucker."

Q. Why did the stripper refer to winter as "Justin Bieber"? A. Because it was cute at first, but now it's just annoying and should fuck off and go back to Canada.

Q. What can't a holographic stripper do that a real stripper can? A. Steal your wallet. https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/lifestyle/health-and-sex/2019-01-10-whats-next-for-sex-holographic-strippers--high-tech-toys/

"As soon as Pittman was old enough, she began pursuing a career as an exotic dancer, performing at the Crazy Horse, Fantasies on Fifth and Good Time Charlie’s in Soldotna. She even worked on the Wild Alaskan, a commercial fishing…

Q. What's the difference between a joke and two dicks up the ass? A. A stripper can't take a joke.

OK, this is off topic since there is no stripper connection. But the very thought of Jeff Bezos sending a woman a dick pic blows my mind. And his wife is going to get around $70 billion in…

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