Troubled Detroit strip club Erotic City to shut down - for now

Oh my, they allowed touching. I knew I should have gone there.

Shut down? In Detroit? There must have been be some truly evil shit going on there!

Or they didn't make their graft payments....

Graft, you mean politicians take money from us, besides taxes and tickets. Oh my Lord !!

Well Jack, there's some strippers you can hire for playground duty and story telling at your daycare.