Posts by jackslash

Q. Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals? A. Because there are plenty of strippers available.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7050523/Christie-Brinkley-65-sizzles-string-bikini-catches-rays-island-getaway.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HpARBnvkKgWOkXBAsYaRiZ_NKTUtBRUbBCziK9sdfF7myp0INbOUhjio

Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car? A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

Q. Why was my ATF annoyed with me? A. Because I took her to a burger place when she said she was craving Five Guys.

Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof? A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her." https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/drunk-stripper-hit-boss-with-billiard-ball-after-she-was-fired-for-falling-off-stage-cops/

Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her? A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."

A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it. Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and alleys and following him.…

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a speed bump? A. You should slow down when you drive over a speed bump.

A guy walks into a bar, and yells, "Lawyers are cocksuckers!" Another man in the man yells, "I resent that." The guy says, "You're a lawyer, huh?" The man replies, "No, I'm a cocksucker."