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Q. What is the best thing about a stripper with no legs?

A. She can't run away.

I hope I never encounter a stripper like this.

thesun.co.uk

"Faced with changing attitudes, tightening regulations and a booming online pornography industry, strip clubs are closing across the US. "

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Q. Why should you call a stripper with no legs "Cigarette"?

A. Because you take her outside for a drag.

Q. Where do you find a stripper with no legs?

A. Right where you left her.

One day last year Jeffrey Epstein came home to his Manhattan townhouse and found his girlfriend packing her bags.

"Where are you going?" asked Epstein.

His girlfriend replied, "I'm leaving you. I just learned that you're…

"That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said."

Keeping it classy.

pagesix.com

I've never knocked up a stripper--as far as I know.

pagesix.com

This story would make a good movie.

"A screaming, bloodied stripper running topless through the street sparked a bizarre rescue mission — for her accused robber, who was left desperately clinging to the East River Esplanade…