Lie down with strippers, get up with fleas

This weekend I was driving a stripper home from my place when she asked to stop at CVS drugstore. She said she had to buy computer screen cleaner and a tire pressure gauge for her dad. I paid for the items (only a few bucks) although she offered to pay. These purchases seemed odd, especially since she bought some computer screen cleaner for her dad only a couple weeks ago.

So I googled these items. It appears that some people inhale screen cleaner to get high. And a tire gauge can be use to smoke crack or heroin.

Strippers always tell me they don't use hard drugs, only weed. They probably say this because I'm an old guy and they think I would disapprove of hard drug use. Personally, I think all drugs should be legal. But I don't like the idea of strippers in my car or my house with illegal drugs.