Juice puts one over on his SO

Juice's Significant Other bought him a new shirt and pair of pants. Then Juice goes out to the strip club in his new outfit with his buddy. Juice drinks to excess and throws up all over his new shirt.

"What am I going to do?" says Juice to his buddy. "My SO will kill me for getting drunk in the bar and throwing up on my new shirt."

"Don't worry," says his buddy. "Just put a $10 bill in the pocket of your shirt. Then tell your SO that another guy threw up on you and he gave you $10 to have your shirt dry cleaned."

So Juice goes home. His SO sees him and yells, "What happened to your new shirt?"

Juice replies, "A guy at the bar threw up on my shirt. But he gave me a $10 bill to have my shirt dry cleaned. Just reach in my shirt pocket and see."

The SO reaches into the pocket and pulls out 2 $10 bills.

The SO says, "Why are there 2 $10 bills in here?"

Juice replies, "Well, the guy also shit in my pants."