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My 4-night stay in Frankfurt, Germany, has been canceled. Both FKK Sharks and FKK Oase are closed until further notice.

With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun stores…

I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors.

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are…

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.

Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia.