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With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun stores…

I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors.

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store.

They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.

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Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands.

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Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

A. She'll call you from a motel.

Life without love is meaningless.

Love without life is necrophilia.

Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.