Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info
Front Room
Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking? A. Slow down and use some lubricant. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Ads attack candidate because "in the late 1990s, Davis was caught at a strip club in Coffeyville, Kansas, during a police raid." I better re-think my plans for running for the US Senate. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/19/kansas-house-candidate-paul-davis-subject-new-attack-for-his-history-with-strip-clubs.html
Front Room
Q. How can you tell that a stripper is planning for her future? A. She buys two bottles of tequila. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
"DEIDRE SAYS: It is an exploitative industry and I hope you are realistic enough to realise that girl pressured you to have sex not because she fancied you but simply because she needs the money." I say, "Fuck off, Deidre.…
Front Room
Q . How can you tell if a stripper is dead? A. She smells the same but she doesn't drink as much. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Q. What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boyfriend? A. Beats me. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Q . Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs? A. We have poor eyesight. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
"Two Yonkers firefighters were caught on tape doling out two beatings — one at a popular bar and the other outside a strip club in the Westchester County city, authorities said." https://www.firehouse.com/careers-education/news/21022579/yonkers-ny-firefighters-beating-caught-on-video-arrest-rory-dolan-bar
Front Room
Q. What's silver and tight and looks good on a stripper? A. Handcuffs. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Don't attack Asians like Nicespice and Mamisan. https://www.comicsands.com/oregon-stripper-racist-asian-rant-2604900308.html
Front Room
I deplore stripper-on-stripper violence. https://nypost.com/2018/09/14/evil-game-lands-stripper-her-second-arrest-of-the-day/
Front Room
I will check out this claim when I go to London next month. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6167729/This-Morning-Mother-lifts-tin-beans-jar-Marmite-vagina.html?ito=social-facebook
Front Room
Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong? A. She's a woman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
$10.5 million. But Chicago clubs are basically worthless. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/commercial-real-estate/how-much-strip-joint-worth-vips-owner-finds-out
Front Room
Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper? A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Q. If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you do wrong? A. You made her chain too long. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
There once was a man named Sweeney. Who spilled some gin on his weenie. That being uncouth, He added vermouth, So his stripper could sip a martini.
Front Room
Q. Why are strippers like hurricanes? A. When they arrive they're all wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
A documentary about your ATF? https://www.broadwayworld.com/las-vegas/article/The-Old-Stripper-Wins-Top-Film-Honors-In-Las-Vegas-20180910
Front Room
Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room? A. Shoot her again. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Front Room
Q. What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes? A. Nothing. You already told her twice.
Front Room
https://jezebel.com/the-playboy-club-is-plopping-a-mega-palace-on-manhattan-1828908492
Front Room
Q. Who makes more money: a drug dealer or a stripper? A. A stripper because she sells the same crack over and over.
Front Room
Q. How can you tell if a stripper is a gold digger? A. Check for a pick and shovel in the back of her pickup truck.
The Ultimate Strip Club List contains adult content intended for adults only. You must be 18+ (or the age of majority where you live) to enter.
By entering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.