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How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?

Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking? A. Slow down and use some lubricant. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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Kansas House candidate Paul Davis subject of new attack for his 'history with st

Ads attack candidate because "in the late 1990s, Davis was caught at a strip club in Coffeyville, Kansas, during a police raid." I better re-think my plans for running for the US Senate. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/19/kansas-house-candidate-paul-davis-subject-new-attack-for-his-history-with-strip-clubs.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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How can you tell that a stripper is planning for her future?

Q. How can you tell that a stripper is planning for her future? A. She buys two bottles of tequila. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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DEAR DEIDRE I cheated on my wife with a stripper — I hate myself but I know I’d

"DEIDRE SAYS: It is an exploitative industry and I hope you are realistic enough to realise that girl pressured you to have sex not because she fancied you but simply because she needs the money." I say, "Fuck off, Deidre.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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How can you tell if a stripper is dead?

Q . How can you tell if a stripper is dead? A. She smells the same but she doesn't drink as much. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boy

Q. What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boyfriend? A. Beats me. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs?

Q . Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs? A. We have poor eyesight. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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NY Firefighters Caught on Video in Beatings

"Two Yonkers firefighters were caught on tape doling out two beatings — one at a popular bar and the other outside a strip club in the Westchester County city, authorities said." https://www.firehouse.com/careers-education/news/21022579/yonkers-ny-firefighters-beating-caught-on-video-arrest-rory-dolan-bar

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What's silver and tight and looks good on a stripper?

Q. What's silver and tight and looks good on a stripper? A. Handcuffs. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Oregon Stripper Goes Viral For Racist Rant Against Asian Woman

Don't attack Asians like Nicespice and Mamisan. https://www.comicsands.com/oregon-stripper-racist-asian-rant-2604900308.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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‘Evil game’ lands stripper her second arrest of the day

I deplore stripper-on-stripper violence. https://nypost.com/2018/09/14/evil-game-lands-stripper-her-second-arrest-of-the-day/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Mother-of-three, 49, who claims to have Britain's STRONGEST vagina

I will check out this claim when I go to London next month. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6167729/This-Morning-Mother-lifts-tin-beans-jar-Marmite-vagina.html?ito=social-facebook

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong? A. She's a woman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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How much is a strip joint worth? VIP's owner finds out.

$10.5 million. But Chicago clubs are basically worthless. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/commercial-real-estate/how-much-strip-joint-worth-vips-owner-finds-out

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper? A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you

Q. If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you do wrong? A. You made her chain too long. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Limerick

There once was a man named Sweeney. Who spilled some gin on his weenie. That being uncouth, He added vermouth, So his stripper could sip a martini.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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Why are strippers like hurricanes?

Q. Why are strippers like hurricanes? A. When they arrive they're all wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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'The Old Stripper' Wins Top Film Honors In Las Vegas

A documentary about your ATF? https://www.broadwayworld.com/las-vegas/article/The-Old-Stripper-Wins-Top-Film-Honors-In-Las-Vegas-20180910

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room? A. Shoot her again. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

Q. What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes? A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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The Playboy Club Is Plopping a Mega-Palace on Manhattan

https://jezebel.com/the-playboy-club-is-plopping-a-mega-palace-on-manhattan-1828908492

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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Who makes more money: a drug dealer or a stripper?

Q. Who makes more money: a drug dealer or a stripper? A. A stripper because she sells the same crack over and over.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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How can you tell if a stripper is a gold digger?

Q. How can you tell if a stripper is a gold digger? A. Check for a pick and shovel in the back of her pickup truck.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6
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