Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs?

LOL

jackslash, go to the ophthalmologist and say this:

My gender identity is "creepy old pervert guy" but I can't see 19-year old stripper pussy very well. I need to see 19-year old stripper pussy to express my gender identity. Can you help me see 19-year old stripper pussy? If so, brilliant. If not, can you get me a handicapped placard? My inability to express my gender identity is a handicap!

It's win-win: either you see the 19-year old stripper pussy better or you get to park wherever you want! Plus you can still sit in the front row because your gender identity is creepy old pervert guy!

Lol

...where else are you supposed to sit in a strip club?

i go up to stage because I can barely see when i'm on so much lean