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My alcohol problem

No, I'm not drinking too much and becoming an alcoholic. I'm spending too much on alcohol. In September I spent over $1000 on drinks in strip clubs. About 2/3 of that amount was for drinks for dancers and the…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 39

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Atlanta strip club DJ convicted of hiring hitman to kill his wife

More proof that DJs are pieces of shit. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/atlanta-strip-club-convicted-hiring-hitman-kill-his-wife/uYuyemEkKR95yfg0v7JiXP/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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How can you see things from a stripper's point of view?

Q . How can you see things from a stripper's point of view? A . Get down on your knees. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Restaurant Report Card: Strip Clubs HOW IS IT SANITARY?

The newsman asks, "How is it sanitary to eat food where they have naked dancers?" I ask, "How is it sanitary to eat food in Toledo?" https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Restaurant-Report-Card-Strip-Clubs-495136581.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper?

Q. Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper? A. Pepper spray. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper?

Q. What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper? A. A battery has a positive side. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 5

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New San Antonio strip club called 'Emergency Room' raising concerns

The city is concerned that people might mistake the strip club for an actual emergency room. https://www.kens5.com/article/money/consumer/new-san-antonio-strip-club-called-emergency-room-raising-concerns/273-600289234

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 13

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How can you find out if a stripper will be better in bed than your wife?

Q. How can you find out if a stripper will be better in bed than your wife? A. Ask the mailman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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What do you call a stripper with one black eye?

Q. What do you call a stripper with one black eye? A. A quick learner. Q . What do you call a stripper with no black eyes? A. A good cocksucker. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Cardi B surrenders to police over strip club brawl

Now I may not be "hip" or "with it" or "where it's at" anymore. But I do know who Cardi B is and I've seen her on TV. In this story about her attacking 2 bartenders, a…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 37

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How can you date a stripper?

Q. How can you date a stripper? A. Try carbon-14. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working?

Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working? A. He hits her. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 11

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Marty Balin, musician and Jefferson Airplane co-founder, dies aged 76

RIP https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/28/marty-balin-jefferson-airplane-musician-dies?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+Collections+2017&utm_term=286713&subid=5306695&CMP=GT_US_collection

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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Strip club regular, 32, who shot a DJ and left him to die after a drug-fuelled 3

Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217557/Sydney-strip-club-regular-shot-DJ-left-die-30-hour-bender-jailed-26-years.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handic

Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space? A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's." NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions?

Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters. NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Tragedy at Asheville Strip Club

Tragedy at Asheville Strip Club The Asheville Citizen-Times September 27, 2018 A tragedy occurred about 2AM today in the parking lot of the Treasure Club, a well-known local gentlemen's club. Jay Cooter, a frequent visitor…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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What is a stripper's way to a man's heart?

Q. What is a stripper's way to a man's heart? A. Stab straight up under the rib cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Testimony: Working at a strip club does not deserve a stigma

College student's summer job is in a strip club. Wise choice. http://star.txstate.edu/2018/09/testimony-working-at-a-strip-club-does-not-deserve-a-stigma/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 24

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Why can't strip club customers get mad cow disease?

Q. Why can't strip club customers get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Ex-Platinum Plus dancer discusses dropped prostitution charge: 'I lost everythin

"She lost her fiancé, her home, her job and her reputation. She said she never prostituted herself or exposed herself beyond what was allowed by the First Amendment." https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/greenville/2018/09/24/platinum-plus-greenville-jennafir-cleary/1380881002/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

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Teacher accused of dropping student’s grades because they stopped having sex

"A South Carolina math teacher is accused of lowering a student’s grade because he stopped having sex with her." This would be a great excuse to use when your parents wanted to know why you got a C in Trigonometry. https://nypost.com/2018/09/25/teacher-accused-of-dropping-students-grades-because-they-stopped-having-sex/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180925&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-7330815-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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What is the smartest thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth?

Q. What is the smartest thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. Stephen Hawking's dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What is the best thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth?

Q. What is the best thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. My dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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Why are strippers like carpets?

Q. Why are strippers like carpets? A. First you lay them and then you walk all over them. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1
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