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No, I'm not drinking too much and becoming an alcoholic. I'm spending too much on alcohol. In September I spent over $1000 on drinks in strip clubs. About 2/3 of that amount was for drinks for dancers and the…
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More proof that DJs are pieces of shit. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/atlanta-strip-club-convicted-hiring-hitman-kill-his-wife/uYuyemEkKR95yfg0v7JiXP/
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Q . How can you see things from a stripper's point of view? A . Get down on your knees. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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The newsman asks, "How is it sanitary to eat food where they have naked dancers?" I ask, "How is it sanitary to eat food in Toledo?" https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Restaurant-Report-Card-Strip-Clubs-495136581.html
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Q. Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper? A. Pepper spray. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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Q. What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper? A. A battery has a positive side. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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The city is concerned that people might mistake the strip club for an actual emergency room. https://www.kens5.com/article/money/consumer/new-san-antonio-strip-club-called-emergency-room-raising-concerns/273-600289234
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Q. How can you find out if a stripper will be better in bed than your wife? A. Ask the mailman. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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Q. What do you call a stripper with one black eye? A. A quick learner. Q . What do you call a stripper with no black eyes? A. A good cocksucker. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS…
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Now I may not be "hip" or "with it" or "where it's at" anymore. But I do know who Cardi B is and I've seen her on TV. In this story about her attacking 2 bartenders, a…
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Q. How can you date a stripper? A. Try carbon-14. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working? A. He hits her. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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RIP https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/28/marty-balin-jefferson-airplane-musician-dies?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+Collections+2017&utm_term=286713&subid=5306695&CMP=GT_US_collection
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Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217557/Sydney-strip-club-regular-shot-DJ-left-die-30-hour-bender-jailed-26-years.html
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Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space? A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's." NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS
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Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters. NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.
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Tragedy at Asheville Strip Club The Asheville Citizen-Times September 27, 2018 A tragedy occurred about 2AM today in the parking lot of the Treasure Club, a well-known local gentlemen's club. Jay Cooter, a frequent visitor…
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Q. What is a stripper's way to a man's heart? A. Stab straight up under the rib cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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College student's summer job is in a strip club. Wise choice. http://star.txstate.edu/2018/09/testimony-working-at-a-strip-club-does-not-deserve-a-stigma/
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Q. Why can't strip club customers get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs. NOTICE: NO PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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"She lost her fiancé, her home, her job and her reputation. She said she never prostituted herself or exposed herself beyond what was allowed by the First Amendment." https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/greenville/2018/09/24/platinum-plus-greenville-jennafir-cleary/1380881002/
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"A South Carolina math teacher is accused of lowering a student’s grade because he stopped having sex with her." This would be a great excuse to use when your parents wanted to know why you got a C in Trigonometry. https://nypost.com/2018/09/25/teacher-accused-of-dropping-students-grades-because-they-stopped-having-sex/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180925&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-7330815-711691148
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Q. What is the smartest thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. Stephen Hawking's dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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Q. What is the best thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth? A. My dick. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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Q. Why are strippers like carpets? A. First you lay them and then you walk all over them. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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