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If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

Sep 15, 2018, 2:20 AM
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jackslash
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Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

A. She's a woman.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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wiffle shwaffle

...and she should be in the kitchen where she belongs making you a god damn sandwich instead of trying to do math.

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Cashman1234

Thanks Waffle! I wasn’t sure about that one. That explanation clears it up.

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Cashman1234

It’s still the wrong answer to the square root question - but it explains why it’s wrong for another reason.

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wiffle shwaffle

Anytime. :)

Yo, what do you want on your sandwich, btw? :)

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Cashman1234

I thought you were making tacos? Lol!

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wiffle shwaffle

Omg. Lmfaoooo On that same page, there could also be a joke about Belgian waffles. O_O

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jackslash

Waffle, I would like a BLT.

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twentyfive

Grilled cheese and bacon for me and make sure you cut of the crusts ;)

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CarlaLoomis

What’s the square root of 69?

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jackslash

8.3066238...

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