If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

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jackslash
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Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

A. She's a woman.


NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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wiffle shwaffle
6 years ago
...and she should be in the kitchen where she belongs making you a god damn sandwich instead of trying to do math.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Thanks Waffle! I wasn’t sure about that one. That explanation clears it up.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
It’s still the wrong answer to the square root question - but it explains why it’s wrong for another reason.
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wiffle shwaffle
6 years ago
Anytime. :)

Yo, what do you want on your sandwich, btw? :)
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I thought you were making tacos? Lol!
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wiffle shwaffle
6 years ago
Omg. Lmfaoooo
On that same page, there could also be a joke about Belgian waffles. O_O
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jackslash
6 years ago
Waffle, I would like a BLT.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Grilled cheese and bacon for me and make sure you cut of the crusts ;)
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CarlaLoomis
6 years ago
What’s the square root of 69?
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jackslash
6 years ago
8.3066238...
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