Posts by jackslash

Another Trump advisor convicted: Roger Stone was found guilty Friday of seven charges of lying to Congress He was found guilty five counts of making false statements to Congress and single counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding and witness tampering Stone could…

This candidate supports the decriminalization of sex work: Mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone today requested all Portland strippers donate $8.74 to her campaign. The move follows incumbent Mayor Ted Wheeler's announcement yesterday that he will limit contributions from individuals to $5,000—and will not…

I would buy this worker a beer at the strip club. Gary city worker photographed plowing Honey’s Private Gentlemen’s Club during Monday’s snowstorm is under investigation, Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson said. She confirmed the investigation during Tuesday’s city council meeting. She also offered…

Dancer: "Dad, why is my sister named Lovely?" Dad: "Because your mother is lovely." Dancer: "Thanks, Dad." Dad: "No problem, Slutty."

Q. Why is it hard to be Prince Harry? A. When you go to the strip club, you can't put tips into strippers' panties because the money has your grandma's face on it.

I'm impressed when a stripper writes an article that is published by the New York Times. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/09/opinion/sunday/stripping-sex-work.html

For those of us who are only interested in arguing about politics with anonymous strangers on the internet, I wish to report that the Politics Room is working as intended. I posted a story about a pregnant woman who…

Q. Why are electricians like titty dancers? A. They have to strip to make ends meet.

This stripper is definitely a psycho. "Lindholm’s run of luck ended after she bragged about Mr Templeton’s death, telling a fellow prisoner: “I slit his f***ing throat and as he came it was the best orgasm I ever had”, adding she…

This story illustrates the importance of the Second Amendment. Citizens should be able to defend themselves. I own an AR-15 as well as other rifles, shotguns and handguns. https://nypost.com/2019/11/04/pregnant-florida-mom-uses-ar-15-to-kill-home-intruder/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20191104&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8370796-711691148

And she wasn't even a stripper. https://patch.com/new-jersey/morristown/nj-woman-ran-over-friend-strip-club-while-drunk-police

She can sing and pole dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRyrvdB_3lQ