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UNDERAGE STRIPPER FACEBOOK EXTORTION SCAM REPORTED IN WYOMING

This scam could target guys on Facebook or SA. http://kgab.com/underage-stripper-facebook-extortion-scam-reported-in-wyoming/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What is a stripper's opinion of Roe vs Wade?

Q. What is a stripper's opinion of Roe vs Wade? A. Two ways of getting across a creek.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why don't strippers have hair on their pussies?

Q Why don't strippers have hair on their pussies? A Grass doesn't grow on a busy highway.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Priests caught having sex in car near Miami Beach playground

Where was the altar boy? https://nypost.com/2018/09/04/priests-caught-having-sex-in-car-near-miami-beach-playground/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180905&mpweb=755-7288869-711691148

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What's the difference between Jell-O and a dead stripper?

Q. What's the difference between Jell-O and a dead stripper? A. Jell-O wiggles when you eat it.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?

Q How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs? A None. "She fell."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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FLOYD MAYWEATHER THROWS $50K FROM HIS BACKPACK ... At Strip Club

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/02/floyd-mayweather-money-backpack-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job?

Q Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job? A Yes. Her boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball?

Q What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball? A You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Let's go!

I was talking to a stripper I've known for a couple years, and I mentioned to her that I was considering going on a tour of Italy and Sicily. The stripper says, "Let's go! After Christmas!" I was just…

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STRIP SEARCH Cops raid Glasgow strip club Seventh Heaven as dancers ‘intimidated

Don't deport Eastern European strippers! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3141573/immigration-raid-seventh-heaven-glasgow-police/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper?

Q What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper? A The guys waiting impatiently in line behind you.

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THERE’S A NEW CAFÉ IN SWITZERLAND WHERE YOU CAN GET ORAL SEX WITH YOUR COFFEE

Just my luck. I gave up coffee a year ago. https://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6

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What's the best way to pick up a stripper?

Q. What's the best way to pick up a stripper? A. Lift with your legs, not your back.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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Lap dances equated to prostitution

"Police on Wednesday announced that they would crack down on lap dances at strip clubs, saying the practice often meets the legal definition of prostitution." This story is from Israel, but I wonder if this is the next step for the…

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Michigan State Coach Was Texting About Strip Clubs Before Killing Two In Car Cra

Does texting about strip clubs somehow make this worse? https://deadspin.com/michigan-state-coach-was-texting-about-strip-clubs-befo-1828680993

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Why don't West Virginia strippers marry their high school sweethearts?

Q Why don't West Virginia strippers marry their high school sweethearts? A It's against the law to marry your brother.

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Former deputy arrested for fake stripper ticket

"Records show Hawes has been charged with false official certificates, two violations of oath of a public officer, and charged with making false statements after an exotic dancer came to Clayton County's Sheriff's Office and did a full taped interview,…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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What person is most admired by strippers?

Q. What person is most admired by strippers? A. Jack Daniels.

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Race-Baiting Strip Club Shooter Regrets Acting as His Own Attorney

He could have found some top-notch attorneys on TUSCL. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/lukace-kendle-race-baiting-strip-club-shooter-regrets-acting-as-his-own-attorney-10654715

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom?

Q Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom? A She couldn't find a baby sitter.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner?

Q. How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner? A. Go to Burger King but don't use the drive-up window.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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What do you call a stripper's birth control pills?

Q What do you call a stripper's birth control pills? A Crime stoppers.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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2 Arrested At 'Gentlemen's Club' In Milford: Police

Why would you place "Gentlemen's Club" in quotes? https://patch.com/connecticut/milford/2-arrested-gentlemens-club-milford-police

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell?

Q What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell? A Head lice.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago
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