What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

Omg! That’s great! Lol! Too funny!

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Lol! Great disclaimer!

LOL

I beg to differ, I bet at least 1 stripper burnt the roof of her mouth from hot lasagna over the weekend.

Lol shit

Lmao

The joke would have been funnier if it involved gigantic boobs...

I don't know, something like putting her bra on when she's on the trampoline...

Ha!