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What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Cashman1234

Omg! That’s great! Lol! Too funny!

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jackslash

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Cashman1234

Lol! Great disclaimer!

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Papi_Chulo

LOL

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shailynn

I beg to differ, I bet at least 1 stripper burnt the roof of her mouth from hot lasagna over the weekend.

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crazyjoe

Lol shit

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_Constantine_

Lmao

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theDirkDiggler

The joke would have been funnier if it involved gigantic boobs...

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theDirkDiggler

I don't know, something like putting her bra on when she's on the trampoline...

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Dominic77

Ha!

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