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What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

jackslash
jackslash61322905

Detroit strip clubs

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes?

A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Cashman1234
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Omg! That’s great! Lol! Too funny!

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jackslash
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NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Cashman1234
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Lol! Great disclaimer!

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Papi_Chulo
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LOL

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shailynn
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I beg to differ, I bet at least 1 stripper burnt the roof of her mouth from hot lasagna over the weekend.

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crazyjoe
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Lol shit

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_Constantine_
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Lmao

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theDirkDiggler
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The joke would have been funnier if it involved gigantic boobs...

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theDirkDiggler
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I don't know, something like putting her bra on when she's on the trampoline...

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Dominic77
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Ha!

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