Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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last commentLol! That’s funny!
It reminds me of a Woody Allen joke - If you smoke after sex - you are doing it too fast.
I don’t approve of Woody Allen’s alleged actions - I was just mentioning one of his jokes.
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I only smoke after sex . . . so that pack a day habit is indeed starting to take it's toll on me . . .
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One of my favorite jokes is from Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I wanted to quite smoking. So we decide we would only have a cigarette after we had sex. I haven't had a cigarette in 6 months. I'm worried about my wife, though. She's up to 2 packs a day.
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Awesome. TGIF and a bonus joke. Thanks, Jack!
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Lol! Great joke Jack!
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Just be careful when you pop the hood.
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I almost shit my pants on this one
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Lmao
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