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What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?

Sep 21, 2018, 3:23 AM
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jackslash
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Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Cashman1234

Lol! That’s funny!

It reminds me of a Woody Allen joke - If you smoke after sex - you are doing it too fast.

I don’t approve of Woody Allen’s alleged actions - I was just mentioning one of his jokes.

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ei8ht_Ball

I only smoke after sex . . . so that pack a day habit is indeed starting to take it's toll on me . . .

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jackslash

One of my favorite jokes is from Rodney Dangerfield:

My wife and I wanted to quite smoking. So we decide we would only have a cigarette after we had sex. I haven't had a cigarette in 6 months. I'm worried about my wife, though. She's up to 2 packs a day.

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Dominic77

Awesome. TGIF and a bonus joke. Thanks, Jack!

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Cashman1234

Lol! Great joke Jack!

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Huntsman

Just be careful when you pop the hood.

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MackTruck

I almost shit my pants on this one

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MackTruck

Lmao

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