One of my favorite jokes is from Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I wanted to quite smoking. So we decide we would only have a cigarette after we had sex. I haven't had a cigarette in 6 months. I'm worried about my wife, though. She's up to 2 packs a day.
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It reminds me of a Woody Allen joke - If you smoke after sex - you are doing it too fast.
I don’t approve of Woody Allen’s alleged actions - I was just mentioning one of his jokes.
My wife and I wanted to quite smoking. So we decide we would only have a cigarette after we had sex. I haven't had a cigarette in 6 months. I'm worried about my wife, though. She's up to 2 packs a day.