Posts by jackslash

Forget about finding a sugar baby on Seeking Arrangements. You can contribute money to a woman and never get any sex. It's like being married. http://www.businessinsider.com/working-for-mygirlfund-2014-2

"Luv u hun" is a text a stripper sent me on Saturday. Maybe I'm becoming a surly old curmudgeon, but I don't like being called "hun." Strippers used to call me "sweetheart" or "baby" or "lover."…

I just got home from my favorite strip club, where I spend a lot of money 2 or 3 times a week. I arrived at the club later than usual, a little before 4pm, and stayed till after…

Story by a librarian who also worked as a stripper. I could finally combine my passion for reading with my passion for strippers. No stripper I have gotten to know well reads books. http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-was-a-stripper-librarian-and-no-one-ever-found-out

"Mark was fired after he was dispatched to an emergency call for a woman screaming for help but, instead of immediately responding, Mark stopped at the Men's Club on Atherton Road to deliver fast food to his girlfriend." http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/02/appeals_court_upholds_flints_d.html What an injustice!…

Strip club fire in Tucson: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/24763908/firefighters-face-heavy-smoke-in-tucson-strip-club Two strip club owners run into each other in Miami Beach, and ask each other what they're doing there. Owner 1: "Al, my strip club burned down, and so I took the insurance money and retired…

I want to go into space. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-upton-dons-skimpy-bikini-zero-gravity-shoot-article-1.1618375

The worst invention ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5." One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the prices! We should buy a…

On a flight to LA, a stripper is seated next to a female Baptist missionary. When the stewardess comes around with drinks, the stripper orders a glass of white wine. After giving the stripper her wine, the stewardess…

Here is an article about a TV documentary on Scottish strippers. Strippers in Scotland seem about the same as American strippers: "With a lack of jobs and the sky-rocketing cost of living, lapdancing's easy money has turned it into…

While in southern California last week, I took a whale watching tour off Dana Point. I saw 7 whales, spouting as they surfaced and showing their flukes as they returned to the deep. These were gray whales, which…