Posts by jackslash

I find it hard to believe that someone with the nickname "Slime" could be guilty of a shootiing. http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2014/02/man_accused_of_fatally_shootin.html

Christie Brinkley turned 60 this month. She looked great in National Lampoon's Vacation and she looks great today. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/christie-brinkley-talks-turning-60-dons-sexy-swimsuit-people-article-1.1595288 As a man in his 60's, I have to confess that Christie is the only woman in her 60's I would like…

My eyes! My eyes! https://twitter.com/CertifiedHotti/status/429964071832526848/photo/1

The sexual abuse allegations raised by Mia Farrow against Woody Allen have surfaced again in Dylan Farrow's letter to the NYT. Just to let you know where I'm coming from, I am a huge Woody Allen fan and I don't believe…

Despite the bad puns, this is an entertaining story on New York strip clubs during Super Bowl week. http://www.vocativ.com/01-2014/americas-elite-strippers-warm-super-bowl/

I had sex with this stripper today for the first time. She's a blonde with big tits--just the kind of slut I like. Afterwards we were drinking and talking, and I told her I'm going on vacation…

On my way to the Detroit strip club, the temperature was 4 degrees F, up from the negative temperature earlier in the day. The club's parking lot had fewer cars than usual, but this did not surprise me.…

What is the definition of cow tipping? Throwing dollars at overweight strippers.

Do you think the author is a faggot or a major faggot? http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2014/01/what-guys-think-8-reasons-i-ha.html

When I became a strip club aficionado about 7 years ago, my first favorite was a dancer named Monique. She was a petite blonde just 5 feet tall with a pair of nice big enhanced boobs. I loved…

The husband of a stripper walks into the club with a gun, and says, "I heard a guy had sex with my wife. I'm going to shoot him." The bartender looks at him, and says, "You don't have enough bullets."

Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one. Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first…