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Manscaping
A few weeks ago, after an OTC session, my dancer friend Delilah asked if I had ever thought about manscaping my private parts. I replied that I thought only gay guys did that. Delilah said that I was…
29 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(Clubber)
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Thoughts on the Scottish Deerhound
A Scottish deerhound won the Westminster Dog Show, but when I heard this on TV I thought they said "beerhound." This got my attention because a beerhound would be more useful than a coonhound, a wolf hound, a…
6 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(shadowcat)
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Is the Waitress Starting Something?
I went to the club Tuesday to see my blonde fav. Three times, when my fav wasn't around, a cute brunette waitress hugged me, kissed me and pressed her boobs against me. I was nonplussed. She had…
15 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(BaddJack)
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Dancers' Requests for Gifts
The discussion about giving favorite dancers gifts for Valentine's Day reminded me of times when dancers have requested gifts.
A busty blonde I liked once asked if I would pay for her to get a new boob job. And…
11 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(bitterdbag)
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Why It's so Difficult to Communicate with Them
Last year I was talking to a dancer about some trips I had taken overseas.
Me: "In May I spent five days in England."
Dancer: "O wow! What language do they speak there?"
12 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(Otto22)
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Euphemism-Free Zone
A young stripper with bleach blonde hair had agreed to meet me at my house next week for OTC activities.
Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip out. I won't have…
10 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(rickdugan)
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Who Says Strippers Never have any Good Ideas?
Experienced Dancer to New Dancer: "My customer wants you and me to go upstairs with him for a threesome."
New Dancer: "Don't you need three girls for a threesome?"
5 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(Hugh_G_Rection)
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Overheard in the Strip Club
Dancer 1: "That customer over there is a real jerk. He wanted to fuck me in the ass for $200."
Dancer 2: "Eewwww. That's really disgusting."
Dancer 1: "Yeah, it sure is. I don't let guys…
15 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
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An Honest Mistake
Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?"
Me: "You can suck me.
Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup of coffee or something?…
8 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(Prim0)
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How can I Keep my New Year's Resolution?
Looking back on the year 2010, I decided I spent too damn much money in strip clubs. Now some people might advise me just to stop going to strip clubs, but that's crazy talk. I analyzed my spending…
15 commentslast: 14 yrs ago(MisterGuy)
