Posts by jackslash

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…

It appears that Alan Markovitz's bronze middle finger statue sold on eBay. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/01/middle-finger_statue_erected_b.html

I was sitting at a table in my favorite strip club, and the downstairs bar was directly in my line of sight. A tall, thin blonde dancer walks up to an old guy sitting on a bar stool.…

Channel 4 News reported that the Highland Park Deja Vu Club was raided due to prostitution, drugs, under-age dancers, and after-hours partying. Highland Park is a small city within the City of Detroit, and is known as a bad…

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/

I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…

Club Madonna is in a lot of trouble. http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/08/3858885/13-year-old-girl-forced-into-prostitution.html

Those Miami Dolphins like Tootsie's. It appears that Jonathan Martin was dragged in there like I was. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/08/jonathan-martin-strip-club-richie-incognito-dolphins-tootsies/

Snow and frigid temperatures cover much of the US. It was so cold in Detroit that a stripper's tongue stuck to my dick. Anyone want to comment on how cold it is where they live?

Chicago residents regain their rights. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140106/NEWS02/140109925/chicago-ban-on-gun-sales-in-city-unconstitutional-judge-rules

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