Discussions

Where was the altar boy?

nypost.com

Q. What's the difference between Jell-O and a dead stripper?

A. Jell-O wiggles when you eat it.

Q How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?

A None. "She fell."

tmz.com

Q Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job?

A Yes. Her boyfriend.

Q What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball?

A You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

I was talking to a stripper I've known for a couple years, and I mentioned to her that I was considering going on a tour of Italy and Sicily. The stripper says, "Let's go!…

Don't deport Eastern European strippers!

thescottishsun.co.uk

Q What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper?

A The guys waiting impatiently in line behind you.