Comments by jackslash (page 18)

This is why I'm living in Michigan.

George Costanza gets handcuffed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itZs_UhOyVY

I'm a regular on the bike path all summer.

Prices have definitely gone up. As for dancer behavior, strippers be crazy. One day they will ignore you, and the next day they won’t let you alone. I’ve been having a better time at the Landing Strip.

I knew John Belushi.

I don't dislike travel dancers. However, I'm a regular at a couple Detroit-area clubs, and I usually hang out with dancers I know. A travel dancer has to be super hot to tear me away from my favs.

I write 2 or 3 a year. I pay my property taxes with a check but only because the city charges a fee if you pay by credit card or electronically.

My ATF told me about a regular she had. He was a business executive who always wore a suit and tie. He paid her to go to VIP and pinch his nipples until they bled.

Here's an interesting fact. International Women's Day was originally supposed to be March 6. But it took the women 2 days to get ready, so they had to move it to March 8.

I agree that the music is too loud. It's louder at night than during the day. Has the DJ gone deaf?

No one here has slam dunked a faggot in some time. Where is the Dougster?

Who's behind it? The lizard people from Alpha Centauri! And Q has revealed that Donald Trump is really George Soros in disguise! Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat!

Wakanda Elbonia Oceania Oz Parador Ruritania Strackenz Freedonia Lilliput

This is the plot of the movie "Nebraska." If you haven't seen it, check it out. It's quite good.

The word of the day is "epididymis."

I bought my 1/3-my-age stripper a pair of Pleasers for her birthday. She found them online and I paid with my credit card. About $100. I think the heel is 7", and when she tried them on for the first time she towered over me. I don't care much about shoes but she really liked them.

I can honestly tell the IRS that I gave a lot of $1s to Charity.

Weird-o-rama

I booked a trip to Moscow in June. I will probably cancel.

What strip club does she dance at?

My ATF would eat gas station food. I would often drive her to work and other places because she had lost her license because of DUI. She would ask me to stop at a gas station for a snack. She got nachos and a Red Bull. Or beef jerky. She would even eat a gas station hot dog.

I remember driving home late one night from the Penthouse Club in Detroit. I felt hungry and so I stopped at a Popeye's on Telegraph Road. The workers were behind bullet proof glass, and there was a turn table on which you placed your money and received your food. No way you could shoot the staff. The bullet proof glass was there for a reason. `

I guess I could film myself with strippers and sell it as porn. That would make it a free speech issue. But would anybody buy porn with me in it?

Good episode of John Oliver. Especially what he says about conflating sex work with sex trafficking.

Let's sit down in a strip club together to drink or smoke.