A stripper told me recently she eats a lot of beef jerky, and that eating lots of beef jerky is typical of strippers. But I"m skeptical. She has a lot of relatives who are truck drivers, so I think that may be the true cause of her beef jerky habit.
My ATF would eat gas station food. I would often drive her to work and other places because she had lost her license because of DUI. She would ask me to stop at a gas station for a snack. She got nachos and a Red Bull. Or beef jerky. She would even eat a gas station hot dog.
Never saw or heard of a stripper eating beef jerky.
As for me, I like it but not something I'll go out of my way to look for. There's a family business that sells their jerky and other smoked/dried meat products at the gun shows around eastern PA. It's easily the best I've ever tasted and I buy some every time I see them, but I don't bother taking their card because I'll never order online or anything. Out of sight, out of mind. The shooting range I go to has Jack Links in the vending machine which is not bad for a commercially produced product.
I thought she meant it literally. But rickdugan is always telling me OTC FS is on offer in any club, maybe you just need to know the gas station junk food code words.
I saw a stripper eating bee pollen once. It was odd, seeing her open a Tupperware container and take a spoonful and swallow it down - with a vodka shot chaser.
She told me it was good for her immune system, helped her allergies, and it gave her long lasting energy. I would take her OTC about once a month, and she always gave an energetic performance, and she was close to 40, so it may work? But she never mentioned jerky.
At the risk of sounding very true to the state I work in, I'm not a huge fan of store bought, but I happen to know someone who makes homemade venison jerky that is absolutely to die for and now it's the only kind I'll eat! 🦌 (Which means I'm not eating much at all because it only comes around once in a blue moon...🤷🏼♀️)
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I've eaten gas station food. It's not bad when it's fresh. Corn dogs and nachos.
Also tried out some random place around Sweetwater TX and I was pretty underwhelmed then too.
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Since those two times, I haven’t been too crazy about beef jerky lately
There’s a guy who sells it out of his pickup on one of those central Florida highways. I thought he was legit, until I saw that he takes credit cards.
As for me, I like it but not something I'll go out of my way to look for. There's a family business that sells their jerky and other smoked/dried meat products at the gun shows around eastern PA. It's easily the best I've ever tasted and I buy some every time I see them, but I don't bother taking their card because I'll never order online or anything. Out of sight, out of mind. The shooting range I go to has Jack Links in the vending machine which is not bad for a commercially produced product.
Eating beef jerky is code for a hand job with squirt into mouth.
Beef jerky festival is code for bukkake.
She told me it was good for her immune system, helped her allergies, and it gave her long lasting energy. I would take her OTC about once a month, and she always gave an energetic performance, and she was close to 40, so it may work? But she never mentioned jerky.