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Comments by crazyjoe (page 42)

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    6 years ago
    [Dressing Room] Which men on this board do you despise?
    [McDonald's] I despise CrazyJoe
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    6 years ago
    Dhruv84
    Texas
    Suggestions for good times in Austin
    Try the HEB store. They sell grapefruits. Grapefruit shits are always fun. You get to destroy airplane shitters
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    OT: Question for Attorneys and or Doctors
    Thank you everyone for your responses. I appreciate it. After I posted this I remembered a friend of mine who has been probation officer for a long time and has worked in the in the area Johnny got into trouble. He is someone in Law Enforcement that I actually trust. I called him and got some interesting feedback. I figured I would share because it is good all around advice for anyone who finds themselves in a predicament with LE. The following is based off of what my P.O. friend said. Several mentioned that it seemed like Johnny gave out too much information to the cops. This is correct. They found him where he live and he volunteered the pills. This happens with a lot of first time offenders. They get scared and and may think that honesty and volunteering everything is the right thing to do. You should make LE work for their evidence. Handing evidence over right away is an admission of guilt and will mess up your defense. Finding a local attorney that knows the political climate at the time with recent cases and rulings is crucial. Do not use a public defender unless it is absolutely necessary. They are public defenders because they suck at what they do. I have personally seen too many people get convicted or serve more severe sentences than they should have because of a fuck up from an incompetent attorney. Hire a good one! Never assume the cops are the good guys. There are more dirty ones than most people think. In some cases or probably more than some, cops are legally allowed to lie to get a confession or worse to get you to say something that they can take and twist into something you did not say and bring more charges or make screw you otherwise. This is why you shut the hell up and let a good attorney speak for you to avoid some of these land mines. First time offenders... and taking deals for helping the cops. My P.O. buddy tells me scenarios of cases he has dealt with no names. He told me of one tonight where a young man was implicated in a murder. When brought in for questioning he sung like a canary and told everything about who actually did the murder. The cops made a deal with him to help them get the guilty party and told him he could go home that night. He thought it was over but the cops placed undercover surveillance outside his house and ended up making up some other case of him and basically fucked him with some trumped up charges. Cops could say they upheld the original agreement and get him another way. My buddy told me this was a sad case, but this happens a lot. He said get any agreements in writing and they always have some type of fine print attached that allows them to fuck you later. A good attorney can navigate this for you. Watch those deals! Direct from a Law Enforcement officer. Where Johnny got in trouble is a upper middle class area with low crime and too much funding for a larger police department than is needed for the crime levels. They need something to do... Cops are not always the good guys. If someone is giving you free drugs, there is a catch somewhere.
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    6 years ago
    Trish_Club_Lust
    I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!
    Anyone been to a donkey show lately?
    Do you eat donkey shits?
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Thin line between pleasure and pain.
    You are hanging out with the wrong dancers falgoon
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Why are some retail store chains still in business?
    @ nicespice... lol one never knows haha
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Why are some retail store chains still in business?
    @ JamesSD and longball that is true @ tittyfag... get a hobby @ Papi Chulo self check lines are awesome! I use them every chance I get
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Why are some retail store chains still in business?
    @twentyfive... true, but I am truing to stay away from the dark side now
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Why are some retail store chains still in business?
    Sjg said... "crazyjoe, would it help if they had some Hooters / Tilted Kilt / Viet Coffee girls to help you find what you need?" This may make everything better. Good scenery needs to be admired...
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    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Spam thread
    Fuck you Mackie
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Arrest affidavit shows El Paso County strip club dancer and alleged shooter live
    That guy in the picture looks familliar like I have seen him somewhere
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    How have you guys not seen penis frequently given all these crazy sex stories u
    Where do you come up with this Nicole?
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    6 years ago
    Would you still suck on my tits if I’m still producing milk or just nibble on th
    They don't call them milk jugs for nothing
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    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Spam thread
    Yea Fuck you Mackie
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    6 years ago
    What's The Most Interesting "Other" Job That A Dancer Has Told You She Has...An
    I met her once during the whole removing her from being mayor debacle. She was dancing in Denver at the time. She was telling me about being on probation for some kind of felony and how repressed and rediculous people are.
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    6 years ago
    What's The Most Interesting "Other" Job That A Dancer Has Told You She Has...An
    CrazyJoe for the win! Mayor of Georgetown Colorado https://cozine.com/2004-june/mountain-towns-and-their-mayors/
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    6 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    OT. A question for all the people past 35...
    Some great comments here. I appreciate them. I have been asking people irl this question also. I would also love to hear some comments from people under 35. I should not have put an age limit on this one. Here is what I would say to myself... Stay away from fast food. Guard yourself as to who you spend your time with, and get negative toxic people out of your life asap. I would also tell myself that I was in for a hell of a ride, get your death grip on and hang on for 8. ( Rodeo terms)
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    F'ing A
    Fire starbucks
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Dennis Hof..... RIP
    Wow. I did not know this happened! What a travesty
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    6 years ago
    Do y'all carry on conversations with dancers when getting lap dances
    I tell jokes and have her laughing so hard she can not give a dance. She is complain9ng about her tummy hurting
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    6 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Bob Kraft gets some...
    ^ right I'll bet Kraft is a member of the cheese family
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    6 years ago
    Are contact stripclubs usually waist up?
    Yes strip clubs are a total waiste
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    6 years ago
    Who’s in Texas
    I was in Texas once but they kicked me out
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    6 years ago
    Who’s in Texas
    ^ you need a hobby