The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
2618 Winrock Blvd Houston, TX 77057

Interesting place. Some very hot women,...

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Book Guy
Feb 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Interesting place. Some very hot women, and a lot of young-adult couples and groups attending as customers. But the contact is limited. The back room (not the extremely expensive "private" room, just the lapper-room) was free for entry, and dances were $20 per song. One dancer cut them a bit short, but I didn't mind, coming from a $40 city. I enjoyed two, maybe three girls, all gave a real "Tampa style" or "Houston style" full-grind full-straddle and my roaming hands could go anywhere. But because there's a higher-security room available, girls are tempted to limit access to some behaviors in order to "save" those for the up-sell to the expensive room. I don't like that. When I finally decide on a dancer to do a private for me, I want to relax and not have to deal with the dang haggling all through the time I've already paid for. Like having to take the car salesman home with you in the back seat of your new Mustang and listen to him tell you about how nice the Maserati woulda been -- kinda takes the thrill out. Anyway, good club. Very different now that it's not smoky any more, thanks to Houston's new ordinance. They are tolerant of people with cigarettes, as long as there are no complaints from customers; just keep 'em away from the well-lighted areas so you don't cause the club any trouble. Hovering greasy tip-grubbing monkey packed into their tiny bathroom, no way to avoid him, means I cut one off the otherwise 8 rating. GET RID OF THAT IDIOT!

 

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