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12 years ago
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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Went to the Slipper after a...
Went to the Slipper after a motorcycle rally and it's the only reason I went to this club. Atmosphere is a country-style bar...really…
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Smegma Jones
13 years ago
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Juliet's Gentlemen's Club
2022 W 8th St Erie, PA 16505
I was in Erie for a...
I was in Erie for a visit a few weeks ago and while I would normally go down the road to Partnerz, I decided…
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Smegma Jones
13 years ago
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Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South Neptune, NJ 07753
Ended up in New Jersey a...
Ended up in New Jersey a few weeks ago for a 1 night stay, so I couldn't be picky when choosing a club...this one…
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Smegma Jones
14 years ago
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The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
I went to the Lamp for...
I went to the Lamp for the first time in about 2 years and (as usual) the club itself hasn't changed a bit. …
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Smegma Jones
15 years ago
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Chapeau Vert Lounge
16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219
The club itself – 5 This is...
The club itself – 5
This is another one of Detroit’s low rent places. A bar with girls taking their clothes off. Small,…
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Smegma Jones
15 years ago
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La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
Le Chambre The club itself – 6 This...
Le Chambre

The club itself – 6
This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at…
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Smegma Jones
15 years ago
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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
I went back to the Slipper...
I went back to the Slipper on this year's "Hooters and Scooters" motorcycle ride. The run went all day and the Slipper was…
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Smegma Jones
16 years ago
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Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*
I went out with some buddys...
I went out with some buddys the other night for a few drinks and were going to head to Heavenly Bodies, but one of…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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63, 63 plus 3
Normally I like just coming here to check up on reviews or post one of my own after a trip somewhere, but this discussion…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
Ok short and sweet.... The last time...
Ok short and sweet....

The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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They are just tits!
I'm just going to throw in my 2 cents on a couple of points people have brought up. These points only really apply…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*
Well for the second time in...
Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
Well, on my most recent trip...
Well, on my most recent trip to Detroit I planned on going by Trummps again. It was a fine time and I had…
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Smegma Jones
17 years ago
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Trumpps
21413 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219
Went to Trumps in August (a...
Went to Trumps in August (a Thursday night). First time here, nice club. There were a LOT of girls ranging from 6…
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Smegma Jones
18 years ago
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Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club
19245 M-102 Detroit, MI 48219
I found myself back in Detroit...
I found myself back in Detroit a few months ago (haven't gotten around to sending this in) and went past Cheetah's to see how…
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Smegma Jones
19 years ago
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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
I returned again to the Cellar,...
I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return,…
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Smegma Jones
20 years ago
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Playground After Dark
16549 Woodward Ave Highland Park, MI 48203
Found the 'Free admission' coupon on...
Found the 'Free admission' coupon on the website, and figured what the heck? It isn't really free as the admission is $10 (covered…
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Smegma Jones
20 years ago
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Dreams
141 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48203
Well I finally made it back...
Well I finally made it back to Detroit (the old job used to send me there once a month, the new job just set…
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Smegma Jones
21 years ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
If this club had nothing else...
If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the…
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Smegma Jones
21 years ago
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PT's Showclub Denver
1601 W Evans Ave Denver, CO 80223
Sister club to All Stars, I...
Sister club to All Stars, I went here after leaving there because they let you go to either club with your paid admission to…
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Smegma Jones
21 years ago
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Nitro Club
1124 Pearl St Boulder, CO 80302
On my trip to Denver, I...
On my trip to Denver, I visited 2 clubs....All Stars and PT's. Here is my review of All Stars, please check out my…
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