

Joined May, 2001
Last Seen Feb, 2025
Smegma Jones

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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124
Ottawa, IL 61350Went to the Slipper after a motorcycle rally and it's the only reason I went to this club. Atmosphere is a country-style bar...really…

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Juliet's Gentlemen's Club
2022 W 8th St
Erie, PA 16505I was in Erie for a visit a few weeks ago and while I would normally go down the road to Partnerz, I decided…

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Centerfolds
705 Route 35 South
Neptune, NJ 07753Ended up in New Jersey a few weeks ago for a 1 night stay, so I couldn't be picky when choosing a club...this one…

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The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6
Ottawa, IL 61350I went to the Lamp for the first time in about 2 years and (as usual) the club itself hasn't changed a bit. …

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Chapeau Vert Lounge
16550 Telegraph Rd
Detroit, MI 48219The club itself – 5
This is another one of Detroit’s low rent places. A bar with girls taking their clothes off. Small,…
This is another one of Detroit’s low rent places. A bar with girls taking their clothes off. Small,…

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La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*Le Chambre
The club itself – 6
This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at…
The club itself – 6
This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at…

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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124
Ottawa, IL 61350I went back to the Slipper on this year's "Hooters and Scooters" motorcycle ride. The run went all day and the Slipper was…

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Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*I went out with some buddys the other night for a few drinks and were going to head to Heavenly Bodies, but one of…

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63, 63 plus 3Normally I like just coming here to check up on reviews or post one of my own after a trip somewhere, but this discussion…

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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd
Joliet, IL 60436Ok short and sweet....
The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of…
The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of…

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They are just tits!I'm just going to throw in my 2 cents on a couple of points people have brought up. These points only really apply…

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Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club
1 Rock Rd, Romeoville, IL 60446, USA*Well for the second time in about a month I went to Crazy Rock in Romeoville. Just a 'on a whim' thing, no…

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La Chambre
14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*Well, on my most recent trip to Detroit I planned on going by Trummps again. It was a fine time and I had…

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Trumpps
21413 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48219Went to Trumps in August (a Thursday night). First time here, nice club. There were a LOT of girls ranging from 6…

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Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club
19245 M-102
Detroit, MI 48219I found myself back in Detroit a few months ago (haven't gotten around to sending this in) and went past Cheetah's to see how…

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Cellar
111 Patterson Rd
Joliet, IL 60436I returned again to the Cellar, only to find it had not changed much from my previous visits. I'm sure I will return,…

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Playground After Dark
16549 Woodward Ave
Highland Park, MI 48203Found the 'Free admission' coupon on the website, and figured what the heck? It isn't really free as the admission is $10 (covered…

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Dreams
141 Eight Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48203Well I finally made it back to Detroit (the old job used to send me there once a month, the new job just set…

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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the…

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PT's Showclub Denver
1601 W Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80223
Sister club to All Stars, I went here after leaving there because they let you go to either club with your paid admission to…

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Nitro Club
1124 Pearl St
Boulder, CO 80302On my trip to Denver, I visited 2 clubs....All Stars and PT's. Here is my review of All Stars, please check out my…