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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Looking for a LV unicorn probably....
Thanks for the suggestions, but yeah CH3 seems (from reviews) to be very greedy now. Had some fun at the old CH, but…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Looking for a LV unicorn probably....
Headed to LV for the first time in years and want to hit a club (or 2). Where I'm coming from(LV experience wise)…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
It's been years since I've been there, but do they still do the thing where they can pull their tops aside, but not remove…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Weird, but good.
Gotta love the Lamp. Hasn't changed in 35 years at least as that was my first visit there. Might be out that…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Overall an amazing night
I submit you could have a great night almost anywhere for that kind of money....but thanks for the heads up.
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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Sad state of affairs for a club with this prestige
Great review. Heading to Vegas in a few weeks after a 12 year absence, so appreciate the detailed review. You sound like…
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Smegma Jones
a year ago
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On The Border
10741 S 27th St Franklin, WI 53132
Was hoping for more....left disappointed
Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place…
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Smegma Jones
5 years ago
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sinclair's Review
Over the years I've been here a few times. I believe this is where old strippers go to die. It used to…
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Smegma Jones
5 years ago
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This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.
BTW.....I didn't give the club a 10. I think it was a 7 (mainly for the cheap drinks)...atmosphere alone is a 5 or…
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Smegma Jones
5 years ago
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This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.
As mentioned I did not get a dance this visit. My last visit a few years ago was $20 a dance up from…
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Smegma Jones
5 years ago
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The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.
Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes.

The club…
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Smegma Jones
8 years ago
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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Another so-so visit to the Slipper
I generally hit this club once a year to so, sometime when out on the motorcycle, sometimes just if I'm in the area for…
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Smegma Jones
8 years ago
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Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
Not the same anymore
Was in Dallas for 2 nights and wanted to hit my one of my old favs Royale Cabaret and found it had changed into…
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Smegma Jones
8 years ago
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Miau Miau
Av Reforma 604, Primera 21100 Mexicali, B.C., Mexico
Another solid visit to Mexicali
So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to…
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Smegma Jones
9 years ago
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King's Cabaret
1624 Irving Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207, USA*
Too rough for me
I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?
Wow...thanks for the feedback....I didn't realize this would spark such a response. Glad to see I'm not completely out of left field thinking…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Bucks Wild
11327 Reeder Rd #200 Dallas, TX 75229
Saw a special for Tuesday night...
Saw a special for Tuesday night $5 dances as it was 1st Tues of the month…missed it due to work and saw they had…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
Read reviews of this club and...
Read reviews of this club and wanted to go by to see what the deal was with the ‘forts’ and it seemed like a…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?
I see a lot of posts and reviews here referring to the money spent for VIP, bottle service, and 'extras'. While I understand…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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To start off, I'm a...
FIrst off, thanks for your perspective as a dancer. Unfortunately, your review makes me not want to go to this club. I…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Terrible Time in Tijuana
I've been to TJ 3 times over the last few years. Granted I've been away for about 18 months now...so things could have…
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Smegma Jones
10 years ago
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Imperial Showgirls
2640 W Woodland Dr Anaheim, CA 92801
So I was out in Irvine...
So I was out in Irvine CA for work and had to do a interview up in Anahiem. I went up there in…
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Smegma Jones
11 years ago
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Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101
So I was in Goleta, which...
So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only…
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Smegma Jones
11 years ago
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Sweet Temptations
5N105 IL-53 #5 Itasca, IL 60143
This is not a strip club...
This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. …
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Smegma Jones
12 years ago
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Amnesia
Ave. Revolucion #1300 esquina con, Calle Ignacio Zaragoza 22000 Tijuana, B.C., Mexico
Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago...
Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago when I was on a trip to San Diego CA. Drove down to the border, parked at…
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