

Joined May, 2001
Last Seen Feb, 2025
Smegma Jones

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Looking for a LV unicorn probably....Thanks for the suggestions, but yeah CH3 seems (from reviews) to be very greedy now. Had some fun at the old CH, but…

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Looking for a LV unicorn probably....Headed to LV for the first time in years and want to hit a club (or 2). Where I'm coming from(LV experience wise)…

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Opens at 4:30pm weekdaysIt's been years since I've been there, but do they still do the thing where they can pull their tops aside, but not remove…

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Weird, but good.Gotta love the Lamp. Hasn't changed in 35 years at least as that was my first visit there. Might be out that…

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Overall an amazing nightI submit you could have a great night almost anywhere for that kind of money....but thanks for the heads up.

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Sad state of affairs for a club with this prestigeGreat review. Heading to Vegas in a few weeks after a 12 year absence, so appreciate the detailed review. You sound like…

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On The Border
10741 S 27th St
Franklin, WI 53132Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place…

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sinclair's ReviewOver the years I've been here a few times. I believe this is where old strippers go to die. It used to…

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This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.BTW.....I didn't give the club a 10. I think it was a 7 (mainly for the cheap drinks)...atmosphere alone is a 5 or…

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This place is still standing? Hmmm....let's check it out.As mentioned I did not get a dance this visit. My last visit a few years ago was $20 a dance up from…

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The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6
Ottawa, IL 61350Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes.
The club…
The club…

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Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124
Ottawa, IL 61350I generally hit this club once a year to so, sometime when out on the motorcycle, sometimes just if I'm in the area for…

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Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220Was in Dallas for 2 nights and wanted to hit my one of my old favs Royale Cabaret and found it had changed into…

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Miau Miau
Av Reforma 604, Primera
21100 Mexicali, B.C., MexicoSo I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to…

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King's Cabaret
1624 Irving Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207, USA*I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another…

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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?Wow...thanks for the feedback....I didn't realize this would spark such a response. Glad to see I'm not completely out of left field thinking…

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Bucks Wild
11327 Reeder Rd #200
Dallas, TX 75229
Saw a special for Tuesday night $5 dances as it was 1st Tues of the month…missed it due to work and saw they had…

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Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr
Dallas, TX 75220Read reviews of this club and wanted to go by to see what the deal was with the ‘forts’ and it seemed like a…

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Am I cheap or is everyone else nuts?I see a lot of posts and reviews here referring to the money spent for VIP, bottle service, and 'extras'. While I understand…

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To start off, I'm a...FIrst off, thanks for your perspective as a dancer. Unfortunately, your review makes me not want to go to this club. I…

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Terrible Time in TijuanaI've been to TJ 3 times over the last few years. Granted I've been away for about 18 months now...so things could have…

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Imperial Showgirls
2640 W Woodland Dr
Anaheim, CA 92801So I was out in Irvine CA for work and had to do a interview up in Anahiem. I went up there in…

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Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St
Santa Barbara, CA 93101So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only…

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Sweet Temptations
5N105 IL-53 #5
Itasca, IL 60143This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. …

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Amnesia
Ave. Revolucion #1300 esquina con, Calle Ignacio Zaragoza
22000 Tijuana, B.C., MexicoWent to Amnesia 2 weeks ago when I was on a trip to San Diego CA. Drove down to the border, parked at…