Ok short and sweet.... The last time...

Ok short and sweet....

The last time I was here, I came and gave it an OK review. Normally it is the quality of the dance (grind really) that gives it a few extra points and there is also almost alwasy 1 decent chick on shift. I went there 2 Thursdays ago and was corrected. Normal $5 cover, normal $5 beers, however the 1 good looking chick (it's not always the same girl, but there is always 1 at least) was nowhere to be found and the level of bad chicks had risen to an all time high (or low...you decide). I saw 5 girls that all had at least 20-40 pounds too much to be dancing and one girl might have been a man formerly. I cozyed up to the lightest of these bovine beauties and was dazzled by her ability to prattle on and on about herself...her motorcycle riding skills, her college degree progress(she's working on her masters you know), her aspirations of flying a helocopter for the FBI... while simultaniously hitting me up for a $20 drink for her at the bar. Because I had made the trip and paid my $5 to get in, I felt obliged to get 1 dance. A goon passed by the booth no less than 4 times during the 3 minute song and gave us the stink eye, there was a strong odor coming from her nether regions the few times they came close to me and the only time her nips came out(in her defense, this bar is not topless, but every other time I've been there, the opportunity for a 'whoops' tittys coming out happened quite often...and I was allowed to take full advantage when it did) was about 20 seconds before the song was over and when I made a play for some contact, it went directly back in her top. I declined a 2nd dance and got the fudge out of there.

For those of you who care, of the 5 girls there 1 was white(ish), 3 were black and 1 was either latin or mixed. All were on the heavy side and did not seem that in to sidling up and getting a conversation going. It was either 'dance?', 'buy me a drink?' or nothing when they came by. I'll probably go again sometime and give them another shot, but that's just because I live in Joliet and too lazy to drive to Club O, Industrial Strip or Heavenly Bodies at the drop of a hat.