The Lamp Liter

Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced lot, lit up and no issues unless cows decide to invade. Place is small and...

The first thing is this place feels like a dive bar. When you walk in to your left is a U shaped bar in front is the pole and to the right are tables and a row of lap dance chairs. It is a dimly lit bar without a...

Went to Lamp Liter at about 11 on a Saturday night. The club is basically a dive bar with a stage that has a line of adjacent leather seats for dances. There was typically a girl on stage at all time. There is no private room. Dances were $20 each...

This place seems like something out of a David Lynch movie. Calling the decor tacky would be an understatement. The stage backdrop is cheap & shiny red plastic fringe that rustles from the fan breeze. Giant “artistic” nude paintings flank the stage. Fake paper torch lamps and cheap chandeliers are...

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would go anyway...something to do. When you enter the club, you're in it. I opened the...