The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot. Real old time…

Back in Illinois for a bit so tried a few places to have some fun. This one is country with a capital C. You are driving through literal farms and there it is. Gravel, fenced…

The first thing is this place feels like a dive bar. When you walk in to your left is a U shaped bar in front is the pole and to the right are tables…

Went to Lamp Liter at about 11 on a Saturday night. The club is basically a dive bar with a stage that has a line of adjacent leather seats for dances. There was typically a…

This place seems like something out of a David Lynch movie. Calling the decor tacky would be an understatement. The stage backdrop is cheap & shiny red plastic fringe that rustles from the fan breeze.…

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would…