I went to the Lamp for...

I went to the Lamp for the first time in about 2 years and (as usual) the club itself hasn't changed a bit. It's a small, dirty, little bar that has a small square stage with no pole so the dancers are left with just their own moves to make. I'm not sure if this is a dancer training club or the end of the road club for used up dancers....tough to call. However, what has kept me coming back for 20+ years is the variety of the visit. Some days you get 3 girls that have no business taking off their clothes even for a shower, much less getting paid to do it...other days there is a spread of 21 year old newbies up to a 50 year old GMILF killing it. The few contstants are $5 cover past 6 or 7, relatively cheap drinks (they sell pitchers...NEVER see that at a club) and decent milage on dances from most of the girls. THey also have a 'tip walk' dollar dance where after the girl finishes on stage she makes the rounds of the room and you give a buck for some boobs in the face and, depending on the girl, some lap time or ear nibbling...good value for a buck. Stage dances are a 4 song rotation with song 1 clothed, songs 2 and 3 topless and song 4 nude. Stage tips of $1 normally are held in the mouth and picked up either by a hand between the legs with your nose in her crotch or via boobs with your face receiving a good smash along the way. Most of the time the girls linger a bit before or after the tip and are friendly. Laps are done in a back corner of the same room, so no 'VIP' area, and are on regular 'wedding hall' type metal frame chairs. No bouncer or goons, and a friendly female bartender or 2...not real lookers, but nice enough.

On the night in question there were 6 girls, of which I will make mention of a few by name. Of the 6, 1 was a youngish (low 20's) cutie with smallish boobs but she knew how to dance on stage, 1 was a very friendly semi-heavy butt girl that danced well and really earned her dollar on the 'tip walk', 2 were nice 'surgicly altered' girls that could really dance but didn't really work the room too much so I didn't get to interact with them much...one of these was about mid 40's but still holding up real well. The last 2 were 'Vegas' and 'Mellow'. Vegas was smoking hot(8 of 10) and very friendly. I got a dance from her after she finished on stage and came over for the tip walk and sat for a while. $20 got a decent legnth song (about 4 minutes) and good grindage with me laying hands on her very nice but altered boobs. She has nice long blond hair and did a good job working me up by a lot of close-up face time and chest rubbing and such. No hands on my junk, but good ass and boob grindage. I only did one dance as I was limited for time and money and when she was dancing 'Mellow' was on stage and I didn't want to miss that one's rounds.

Mellow is a top tier strip club dancer...I have no idea what she is doing in Ottawa at the lamp. She is a 9 or 10 depending on your definition (I'd say 10) and had all the requirements for a stripper. She has long legs, nice fake boobs, super tight butt and stomach, beautiful face and the really nice stripper clothes and shoes (lepoard print corset and 6 inch heels). When I first arrived she was sitting in the audience with a rather big older guy and I thought she was a working girl or mistress type. Then a bit before she was going on stage, she went back to the dancer's room. When she was on stage, she did a good job of enticing the money out of everyone. She did the slow dance routine frequently crawling or laying on her back and crossing her legs back and forth to show thier legnth and dexterity. She started with her hair up and by the 2nd song her long curly hair was down around her shoulders and tits...nice effect. Shaved bever was out by the 4th song and she was very friendly for a $1 stage tip, grinding boobs or crotch in your face as you approched. I waited until the tip walk where I got some more boobs in face and asked if she was going to be doing private dances...duh... She did a very good, slow, dance with decent grindage but no hands on boobs by me(dang!). Very sensual and super hot dance although I could have gone for a little more 'me' time and let me touch her a bit more. Anyway, I stuck around for 2 dances with her...sat for one more girl to get off stage and finish my beer and went home to rub one out...I mean go to sleep.