Comments by ClevelandTom

I was in on Tuesday and the men's room was open.

Wow, you really overpaid.

It is a different place.

Forgot to add. . . the girl that danced for me tried to keep me from leaving by rubbing her knee against junior as we talked. When I asked her what days she worked she said, "I am here all the time, except Friday and Saturday, and we are closed on Sunday. I also don't usually work on Monday or Tuesday." I guess that leaves Wednesday and Thursday to be "all the time."

She finished the paper in VIP.

Shit. . . how much is her phone bill?

I was just going down memory lane and the Kitten came to mind. I will be in Michigan in a month or so and since I heard that she was working there (define was? is she now or used to), I considered checking the place out. I met her away from the strip club several years ago and it led to several very memorable nights together. Alas, she left my area, leaving many guys unhappy.

I have experiences with three dancers OTC. One offered oral only and was a pain in the ass. . . I don't see her anymore. One offered FS at a reasonable rate, which I took advantage of and had a great time. I still talk to her and would see her again. The third was more like a date (or couple of dates) with extras coming at no cost. She has easily been the best experience.

In talking to one dancer, I mentioned how nice she looked. She made a comment about her boobs to which I said, "I have to admit, you have the best boobs I've seen. . . you are the leader in the clubhouse. She responded. Thanks. . . where's the clubhouse?

Welcome back Wonder. . . There is nothing wrong here that can't be corrected by the liberal use of the "ignore" button.

The nice thing about this country is that an idiot like Zerzan is able to speak his mind, sharing his utter bullshit with whomever will listen. Something else that is great about this country is my ability to ignore Zerzan forever by hitting one little button. Americans are guaranteed Freedom of Speech. They aren't promised Freedom of Action from their speech. Say something stupid, you will pay for it.

The dramshop approach probably applies here, but the ownership is also liable if they require something be done at work and then do not account for any side affects it may have. If they did indeed require her to sell X number of drinks, then they could be liable for the DUI.

I prefer to not get the Clap in a strip club.

Here we go. . . innocent thread about dancers looking for boyfriends and it starts degenerating into a bunch of name calling. Way to go Parodyman. Do you have some sort of man crush on Shadow? It seems you attack him on every thread. Another decent thread spoiled.

Abbie . . . That is just about every message board I have ever seen. You've got to get to a thread quickly before it gets distorted and redirected. Parodyman. . . you forgot to mention that he hates old people kids and dogs (or is that the Don Johnson character in Tin Cup?) Oh well, another thread ruined.

Way to go and spoil a good discussion about tongue piercings and the willingness to give oral sex. You guys should just freaking grow up.

The place didn't have a VIP room but in one place I visited, the first thing a dancer did when starting her dance with me (in a semi-private cubicle) was to use the international hand/body symbols for blowjob (clenched fist with head bobbing up and down several times), sex (loosened fist with finger going in and out of it) and handjob (hand going up and down several times) to see if I was interested in any extras. I thought this was kind of unusual, but the next dancer did the same thing. A third dancer did not go over the list and gave me a tame dance. When I finished, she said that if I got two more dances from her that she could, "give you a blowjob next time now that I am sure you aren't a cop." At another club, a dancer told me at the start of a dance, "if you get me off, I'll get you off." It wasn't a bad deal.

There was a rather tall blonde at one of my favorite clubs about two years ago who spent most of her time sitting and drinking with her regulars and when she had to get onstage, it was always rather interesting. One time, I went to the rail to tip her and she was so drunk that she could barely bend down to one knee. As I was talking to her for a second (typical rail chat -- thanks for the tip, etc.) she dozed off for a second. When she woke up seconds later, she started to rise -- and I backed away -- only to fall head first off the stage. Fortunately, I was able to get back to the rail fast enough to stop a complete nose dive. I caught her by her head and shoulders and she ended up wacking her knees real hard on the rail. She left the club a couple of weeks later. . . never to be seen again. Too bad, she was one of the better looking dancers.

What does it say about a poster who can't even spell the title to the thread correctly? Is the pot perhaps calling the kettle names?

Try Secrets in Cleveland. Huge kitchen with really good food. They used to have .25 wing night on Sunday. Unfortunately, the dancers aren't up to the level of the food.

I was in a club last week where not only was the music too loud, but the lights were turned down so low that you could barely see a dancer from five feet away. It was awful. I spent the first 20 minutes in the place trying to see what the dancers looked like and the one I thought looked the best (from when she was on stage) turned out to be anything but good looking from up close. Add to the mix a very low mileage level on the dances and the place was disappointing. I probably would have enjoyed the dark much more if it meant better mileage.

At the start of the movie Quick Change, Bill Murray walks down a New York City street dressed like a clown. The camera shoots a wide shot of him walking by a strip club. All you can hear is the barker outside. . . "Nuuuuudddeee Women. Nuuuuuddddeee Women. Clooowwwnnnnnss Welcome. Clooowwwwnnnssss Welcome. Nuuuuuudddeee Women." It is the only fitting quote I have tonight.

I am unfortunately in the middle of things right now and I can honestly say that things have gone downhill a bit. First off, the no dances after midnight rule just kills late night business which makes the girls all unhappy. I'm not a fan of the late night trip to a club but I can see where the girls are missing out on some significant money. The quality of the girls has gone downhill a little but I haven't noticed any dancers yet who have left the state. This may happen on the edge of the state but here in Cleveland, I still see the same old faces (old of course referring to familiar). I have heard a number of clubs in Cleveland have closed, but the ones that did were all pretty scary to begin with. When one of the clubs on Brookpark (besides Gold Horse which should have closed years ago) closes, then I will believe the law is having an affect. Mileage is what has been affected. If the girl doesn't know you, then you aren't going to get very good mileage in case you are LE. You are almost better off apologizing for copping an illegal feel on a new dancer (proving that you aren't LE) to set her at ease.

Hey Moondogg; It's nice to hear that you are working now as a DJ at Babes. Good luck. Thanks for checking in.

Had an interesting one pop up the other night. Went to a local club and saw one of may faves who takes great pleasure in getting guys off. I cover up for the dance and the first time she go for the stick shift, she just smiles and says, "that's not going to work." I wasn't sure what she meant but soon did. As she danced, she systematically removed the cover, leaving me with the decision to be happy or leave unhappy. I'll keep my decision to myself but I will share the funny part. When I was finished with the dance, I looked all over the place but couldn't find the misplaced cover. I have no idea what happened to it.