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a hottie that grinded my cock like a princess 20 minutes later told me this one last night: the farmer bought randy to tend to his hens but randy didn't stop there. after the hens he started bangin…

anyone else support their local clubs on myspace? i was just at the platinum plus page. nice site. dg

sup gang has the smoking ban topic been done? 90% (95, 100%?) of dancers smoke. the illinois clubs in my neck of the woods are suffering. i live across the river from the plentiful iowa venues and have a choice (for…

I'm not a C/W fan. Unless you count Molly Hatchet. But several country songs have been drilled into my neurons from overexposure at clubs. I don't know (or particularly care) who sings them: Badonkadonk Tequila makes her clothes come off Friends…

So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount. Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be…

Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on. And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls. Lotta stripper-worthy babes…

I'm the proverbial 'sucker for a pretty face'. New Meat's gorgeous mug makes me forget the generous pug. Fat *or* Ugly? DG

Two Spanish-speaking gentlemen were at the club last night. Random (a different Random) asked me how to ask them for a dollar dance in Spanish. That was my reply. Hilarity unsued. DG's SC Fun and Games Dept.

the 8-year-old lords of acid tune 'pussy' has been in high rotation this year (at my clubs). anywhere else? lyrics at: http://www.lordsofacid.com/lyrics/index.php?show=51 dg