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a hottie that grinded my cock like a princess 20 minutes later told me this one last night: the farmer bought randy to tend to his hens but randy didn't stop there. after the hens he started bangin the goats, cows, horses, etc. the…
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anyone else support their local clubs on myspace? i was just at the platinum plus page. nice site. dg
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sup gang has the smoking ban topic been done? 90% (95, 100%?) of dancers smoke. the illinois clubs in my neck of the woods are suffering. i live across the river from the plentiful iowa venues and have a choice (for a few more months anyway so…
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I'm not a C/W fan. Unless you count Molly Hatchet. But several country songs have been drilled into my neurons from overexposure at clubs. I don't know (or particularly care) who sings them: Badonkadonk Tequila makes her clothes come off Friends in low places The shake Ladies love…
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So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount. Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be charging you double old man!". My…
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Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on. And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls. Lotta stripper-worthy babes in that flick. Lacey Chabert. *yum* Just…
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I'm the proverbial 'sucker for a pretty face'. New Meat's gorgeous mug makes me forget the generous pug. Fat *or* Ugly? DG
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Two Spanish-speaking gentlemen were at the club last night. Random (a different Random) asked me how to ask them for a dollar dance in Spanish. That was my reply. Hilarity unsued. DG's SC Fun and Games Dept.
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the 8-year-old lords of acid tune 'pussy' has been in high rotation this year (at my clubs). anywhere else? lyrics at: http://www.lordsofacid.com/lyrics/index.php?show=51 dg
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Know your Fourchette from your Vertical from your Princess Diana? http://ringsofdesire.com/gallery/female.genital.html DG
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http://www.xpressmart.com/thestore/prods/2878.html Currently out-of-stock, but there's a Wait List. Good to see it's a popular product. DG
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No, not your sister or cousin. Mongering at several area SCs regularly, I often see the same dancers at different clubs. Glad to see most of them anywhere, I keep this info to myself i.e., what happens in one club stays in…
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I recently lost another 5-Star Grinder to the notorious Hood Piercing (snag/chafing apprehension). She has accordingly been demoted to mere Eye Candy. No problem looking at, licking, or fucking around it, but Clitty Bling rarely enhances clothed lap dances. As always, YMMV. DG
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So I'm basking in VIP afterglow, prone on the couch with my MPS (megahot personal supermodel) curled up against my chest. What a ride. I was a zombie for hours afterward. But I digress. Actually, it has nothing to do with the…
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One of my regulars introduced her visiting non-dancer friend to me. Offering her a seat on my lap, the clothed but drunken hottie assumed the position and began grinding me like a princess. To the silent protests of the real dancers she…
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Most of my local clubs videotape and monitor all the action (stage, floor, VIP). How does/would this affect your enjoyment? Personally, I always try to give them the best porn show possible within club policy. DG
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I'm suprised there's not more members/posters here. Or are most just lurking? Lots of experience and great advice here, as opposed to other 'sugarcoated' SC message boards. DG
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I was asking a potential PD candidate seated on my lap what areas of her hot body I could violate. While the club's loud music localized the beginning of her answer ("everything but my...), an abrupt song ending allowed a…
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Excerpt from a recent playful VIP negotiation with RNM (Random New Meat): DG: Do you like to grind? NM: (knowingly) Yes. DG: Do you start in your g-string? (as opposed to watching a half-song striptease.) NM: (more knowingly) Yes. DG: Will you stay in my…
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Couple nights ago I happened to catch the worst flogging I've seen to date. Besides the usual antics (tied to the pole, body graffiti with permanent markers, WWE-worthy stage LDs, ripped clothes, etc.), the drunken victim got the shit beat out…
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My regulars know better, but Newer Meat occasionally tries variations of the "I'm having a bad (low money) night" routine, preying on both potential sympathy and wallet. It's almost always just a ploy. And I'm there to be seduced, not to be…
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...we would simply bonk a hot female on the head with a club and drag her into our cave for sex. (Ah, the good old days.) In lieu of this, modern cavemen are at least blessed with dance clubs. The Reality: Young,…
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Here's a couple to get it started: Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker. The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist's face. He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks…
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TUSCL Fun & Games Dept. : http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/3938 (BTW, mine would be 'Snake'.) Happy hunting, DG
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Pretty self-explanatory. I don't even go private with my regulars without some hugs, massages, or other playful pre-seduction. Any New Meat that tries to skip the dollar dance is SOL. Just Say No. It's a sucker's bet. The girls that adhere to Celeste's Attitude Tips…
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