motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Comments by motorhead (page 34)
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a year ago
Dustyhawkins
Almost no one on TUSCL is in their 20’s because they aren’t yet earning the $350k required for admission.
When founder deleted the photo section and the glossary, he also deleted the requirements needed to become a member in good standing.
1. Minimum annual income of $350,000
2. White, three-piece suit. (Two recommended.
3.LDK’s are strongly discouraged. (If you must, you cannot ever admit it)
4. Must own a verified original copy of “The System”. Available on Amazon for the low price of only $39.95. Remember, Prime gets you free shipping.
5. You are not permitted to enjoy any strip club song newer than “Du Hast”
6. Minimum weight requirement 250 pounds. Or at least weight NOT proportional to height. (Shadowcat gets an exemption for seniority)
7. You are only permitted to shop for groceries at the Piggly Wiggly. It’s an automatic expulsion for anyone caught with a Kroger, H-E-B, Ralph’s or Publix shopping bag. Eating a Cuban from the Public deli is permissible.
8. And finally, never, ever ask “where is Tiffany (or Heaven or Amber) working now.
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
What is “the remnant cultural vibe” of the south? Is it “slow paced” (the kind word for laziness)
We used to have a plant / warehouse in Winston-Salem, NC (now closed and for good reason)and no matter how hard you begged, pleaded, cajoled the plant manager even on a “hot rush” order, it was “we’ll get it out in 2-3 days”.
The south just operates on a different pace than the Midwest or North. Helluva nice people but fast isn’t in their vocabulary.
Had a friend whose car broke down on I-75 in Kentucky. (And that’s not even remotely the Deep South). It was a simple repair that any Midwest repair shop would have had it done that afternoon. They were like “what’s the rush. We’ll get it done when we get around to it. Gotta go hunting today and fishing tomorrow. It will be the end of the week”
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Icee’s “10” was my “0”
So hard to say anymore what’s a Ten
And just google most beautiful women in the world - most aren’t my dimes
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a year ago
Greanbeans
Ké lo ké?!?!?!!
gammanu - why do you have shit on every thread. This Hatfield & McCoy feud is getting old as dirt
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a year ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
“But plenty of times fans won’t let famous people live their lives. That could be a bitch.”
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I agree with that to some extent - but these are college kids at LSU. There could be a handful of crazies, but I don’t think most college kids “are in awe” of their fellow classmates. I know it’s different times, but I was in school when my team won the NCAA basketball tournament. I had classes with some players. A couple lived on my dorm floor. Everyone just went about their daily lives. Nobody bothered these guys or gave a shit that a couple were going to be first round draft picks in a few months. They were just another kid in your class. Livvy is cute but not all that. I think she could be just trying for more attention
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a year ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
Not sure where this topic came from - I’ve never, ever felt an ounce of bitterness for a female earning.
I don’t understand the simp culture where a guy would spend on Only Fans. I’ve spent well into 6 figures for real interaction in clubs so it’s not me being cheap but with this phenomena, I blame the simp guy not the female.
However, I do think a girl like Olivia Dunne is being a complete hypocrite. She worked hard to create “her brand” and build a net worth in the millions at age 20 without even having to get naked. But now she cries foul because she’s become “too” famous and won’t go to class
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a year ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Yeah, my first visit to the Flight Club near Detroit. It was a Saturday afternoon so it was slow. The first dancer that approached me asked the typical “Have you been here before?” question.
When I said no, she gave me a tour. The FC is fairly large, with an upper level. No pressure for a dance. I think she was just legitimately bored and welcomed an opportunity to pass some time.
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a year ago
Neishaa
Spread Love & Benjamin$
“and I figured I go shake some ass while out“
Did someone mention “waisting my time” ?
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
I’ve never seen Alan at the Flight Club but I’ve seen enough photos I’m sure I’d recognize him. He does have that sleazy look to him….he’s straight out of Hollywood central casting for a strip club owner
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
I saw Redner at the MV once. I wish I had a chance to talk to him. Seems like a regular guy. Came in wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Went to the back grabbed a cookie or a brownie in the dressing room and came back out to just chill for a bit.
The owner of the Hip Hugger in Kokomo IN doesn’t look like your stereotypical club owner either. Only just ever exchanged “hello” with him. The dancers seemed to like him.
There was a small club out in the middle of no where in Michigan that got shut down for prostitution. I only ever went there once - never even offered a dance. You definitely needed to be a regular. The owner supposedly was a woman but the word on the street was the money came from Chicago mobsters. I always thought it odd that a club that got busted for prostitution was run by a woman
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a year ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
These days I find myself de-stressing by getting absorbed in a good TV series rather than a strip club.
I think this season’s “Your Honor” is in someways better then the outstanding first season. I love the direction they’ve taken with Hope Davis as the mobster Jimmy Baxter’s wife.
I know this is out of context but so far this is one of the most dramatic scenes I’ve seen in any show in awhile.
https://twitter.com/Showtime/status/1628061986587279360?s=20
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a year ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
“Big 12 wants to add UConn and Gonzaga basketball only. Maybe even St Johns”
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That’s my fear I don’t want to see happen. Now you’re gonna end up with schools in one conference for football and another for basketball. I know Gonzaga and St John’s don’t have football but it’s a slippery slope. Let’s say the SEC wants Clemson for football but not for basketball. That’s going to really be a mess.
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a year ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
The typical fan doesn’t care but the Big 10 is more than a football conference. But university presidents and professors do. It’s actually an academic alliance where research, knowledge and expertise is shared. Some less popular courses are cross listed amongst the schools. That was always a selling point the Big 10 used when they were trying to woo Notre Dame years ago.
I can’t believe that highly regarded schools such as Stanford and Berkeley are going to be happy being relegated to a place like the Mountain West when they could be part of the Big 10 academic consortium.
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a year ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Seems like you’re rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. TJ has double the murder rate of notoriously dangerous US cities St Louis and Detroit. FSW with STI’s hover around 50% and a quarter are heroin users. The cartels are fighting over the brothels and strip clubs and whacking people. And you need to be aware of pickpockets at every corner including the dancer you’re with.
And you’re worried about your phone number?
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a year ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Looks like she made it to Stage 5
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chandler
16 years ago
The life cycle of strippers posting actually follows a very predictable 10 Stage course:
Stage 1 - Toe-Dipping: Tentative initial posts. Nothing earthshaking. Only indirectly identifies herself as a stripper.
Stage 2 - Gaining Traction: Posts something that sounds "refreshing" from stripper perspective, gets positive feedback and begins to gain confidence.
Stage 3 - Basking in the Attention: PLs trip over each other to enter into dialog with a real, live online stripper. (Ooh!) Pepper her with questions, sing her praises for deigning to answer.
Stage 4 - Payoff: Discloses where she works. PLs on pilgramage report back how she's every bit as wonderful in person.
Stage 5 - Holding Court: Now a board celebrity, she attains full princess status. Threads are titled after her. Every word receives gushing praise.
Stage 6 - Backlash: Some cynics get sick of all the fawning, and the princess gets bored with both the cynics and the ass-kissers. Big ugly turmoil ensues.
Stage 7 - Rehab: Every life cycle should have this stage. Not sure what happens here.
Stage 8 - Diminishing Returns: Begins to realize the first wave of pilgrims are as good a payoff as she's ever gonna see for all her slumming with the boys.
Stage 9 - Fade Out: Only posts you see for a while are occasional "I'm still here" reminders, then nothing.
Stage 10 - Beatification: After some time, we notice she's not around anymore. Then, it's, "Remember Princess? She was wonderful. How come we never get dancers like her to post here anymore.
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
The Dowding System defense network helped the Brits fend off the blitz.
Maybe Ms. Stripper has her Muddy-Stalker-Radar turned up to 10
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
I’m not much of a news watcher - but finally saw an interview with Ramaswamy. Very smart. Very polished. Hopes he’s not too polished for the Republicans.
In my entire lifetime, the Republicans have never put forth a real charismatic candidate in the likes of JFK, Obama or Clinton. Reagan was called “The Great Communicator” - but he had a folksy appeal, not super polished which I always thought odd since he was an actor
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Trump is a slime ball douchebag. Even many conservatives like myself will agree on that.
That aside, I think in today’s hi-tech society can’t some genius like Elon Musk develop an app to prevent voter fraud. Heck, I need my my fingerprint on my phone just to pay my electric bill.
You need an ID to buy booze, cigarettes and even get into some strip clubs - it isn’t beyond a reasonable expectation to need some kind of proof to vote for a president
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a year ago
LapHunt
I’m curious why you think Gibson corked his bat? I hate the Dodgers so not arguing, but I’ve never even heard of hint of that allegation before. And he auctioned off the bat to raise money for his charitable foundation - I don’t think he would have risked that with a corked bat
And almost all of the corked bat incidents happened after Gibson. The famous Sosa one wasn’t until 2003
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a year ago
PAWG_Patrol
GA/FL PAWG Hunter
Two words: Duke Lacrosse
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a year ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
“@gamma - Seriously dude, turning every thread into a petty argument over nothing is getting boring”
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Yep gots to agree. Let’s move on. Let’s not start a SJG/Icee/Dougster vs Everyone flame war.
We’re all here to have a little fun dreaming about Phoebe Cates on the diving board
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a year ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Up in the cold north we never had neither bikini hot dog stands or topless donut shops….but in that simpler time, topless shoeshines were quite popular…..but you really didn’t your shoes shined. :)
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a year ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
The only $10 club I’ve ever been in was the Hip Hugger in Kokomo Indiana and it’s been almost 10 years so not sure what their model is now.
The place is a bit of a dive but generally had pretty white girls. $10 dances, no house frees unless you were late. The place made money on drinks and the jukebox. If the dancers were smart they begged money from the customers to feed the jukebox.
At least on weekends, I’m sure the hardworking dancers made good money because they often went non stop. We often talk about lazy dancers - but I will give a lot of credit to the girls - one needed to be in pretty decent shape to go at it with minimal breaks
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a year ago
mark94
Arizona
FDR came from one of the wealthiest families in New York - his neighbors were the Astors, the Vanderbilts, and the Rockefellers. Hardly someone I want in charge of redistributing the wealth.
His aggressive expansion of the income tax code actually burdened the working class far more than the wealthy. Only about 10% of the population paid income prior to 1940. After FDR implemented his brand of socialism, 90% of the public paid income taxes.
FDR’s progressive reputation is a myth. His policies actually resulted in a war on the poor
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a year ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
“What I find more disturbing is more people are interested in the barbie movie.”
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Winner winner! A friend went to see Mission Impossible over the weekend and “Barbie” was playing at the same multiplex. She said there was a huge line - mostly all older women (read again, “old”) dressed in pink.
I’m a boomer but that’s weird. But I wasn’t a boomer girl.