What's the strip club capital of the not Florida south?

Muddy
USA
Aside from maybe the Florida Panhandle and Jacksonville I don't think Florida is even "the south." Is it still Atlanta in a post Follies world? Or if it is No. 1 there an alternative number 2? I don't hear other spots really talked about too much, maybe a reason but hey let's give it a shot.

How about: Birmingham. Mobile. Shreveport. Baton Rouge. Charleston. Maybe Fayetteville AR or Fayetteville NC?

Charlotte is probably an ok strip club town. I've been to a few of those spots. And Huntsville seems pretty popular on tuscl, I checked some of those seems decent, although I don't know how much in the way of extras is happening. From what I understand Myrtle Beach best days are behind it, and it seemed like that when I was last there. New Orleans seemed very toursity trappy. Savannah I haven't been to them all but looks like Emperors has turned into an extras cuban spot.

Likely nothing in Virginia or Tennessee if there is even mileage available, probably not cost efficient at all. And is Kentucky the south or the midwest. I have no idea.

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shadowcat
a year ago
Atlanta is still #1. If there were anything better I would be making road trips.
FLAP3000
a year ago
ATL all day long. Nowhere else even comes close.
Brahma2k
a year ago
I don’t know the answer to your question but I can confirm that central Florida/Tampa area and southward does not have “the south” remanent cultural vibe. I go to both Savannah and Charlotte, occasionally, for work. They have some of that vibe. Tampa doesn’t.
twentyfive
a year ago
@OP
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RiskA
a year ago
I inherited a family house in central/south VA, & visit there from CA. Richmond & Hampton Roads clubs are terrible: trailer park 4’s, pasties, minimal contact, high prices. (Maybe East coast 5’s near VA Beach.) I do dig the Southern vibe & much else about the state, but mongering truly sucks (so I do that at home in SoCal).
I go to Raleigh & Greensboro NC occasionally & they’re a little better; still expensive and girls rarely slender (my type), but some tig ol’ bitties and a few do this limo-VIP thing where fun can be had (but not cheap). I think you get more moonlighting college girl eye candy there, but LM usually on that. Still, more fun than VA.
No experience in ATL; like SF & Baltimore, just not in my top 100 of vacation spots LOL.
motorhead
a year ago
What is “the remnant cultural vibe” of the south? Is it “slow paced” (the kind word for laziness)

We used to have a plant / warehouse in Winston-Salem, NC (now closed and for good reason)and no matter how hard you begged, pleaded, cajoled the plant manager even on a “hot rush” order, it was “we’ll get it out in 2-3 days”.

The south just operates on a different pace than the Midwest or North. Helluva nice people but fast isn’t in their vocabulary.

Had a friend whose car broke down on I-75 in Kentucky. (And that’s not even remotely the Deep South). It was a simple repair that any Midwest repair shop would have had it done that afternoon. They were like “what’s the rush. We’ll get it done when we get around to it. Gotta go hunting today and fishing tomorrow. It will be the end of the week”
RTP
a year ago
Motorhead, how long has it been since you were in the South? People are pouring into cities like Nashville, Charlotte, and Atlanta from all over the country. They are not slow. sleepy areas at all. Global manufacturers move in daily, and I am sure that is not because of the slow paced work force. The stereotype you site is long gone, at least in most urban areas. I think you are watching too many reruns of Green Acres.
motorhead
a year ago
^^

Yeah I was talking long ago. Our plant in North Carolina closed 20 years ago But I was trying to get what the OP meant by “remnant cultural vibe”
twentyfive
a year ago
^ some places have more “remnant cultural vibe” than others. But it’s still pretty common In many of the areas mentioned.
chiefwiggum
a year ago
I liked Raleigh last time I was there, but it does pale compared to ATL. However, I think ATL pales compared to Pompano Beach/Miami. Why isn't FL the south?
iknowbetter
a year ago
Ironically south Florida is not “southern”. This is because most everyone on the east coast (Jupiter to Miami) is from the northeast, mostly New York. The nicest (wealthiest) areas like Boca Raton, Aventura, and Miami Beach are also predominantly Jewish, which is not considered southern.
Southwest Florida is heavily populated by people from the Midwest- Michigan, Chicago, Ohio. Also not southern. However, central Florida up to the panhandle is definitely in the south. Lots of big trucks, firearms, good ol’ boys, and fat white chicks.
RiskA
a year ago
LOL “Lots of big trucks, firearms, good ol’ boys, and fat white chicks” nails the Southern vibe. But yeah, now Northern VA and even Richmond is mostly transplants from leftist utopias who bring their man buns and warped “I know best what you really need” thinking. Unfortunately liberal morals about paid sex have not yet caught up. But the restaurants are improving.
captainfun
a year ago
Catchy saying about Florida is:

The further north you go in Florida the more Southern it becomes
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