Text Bombardment

25 comments

• Manuellabore

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  a year ago

  Sounds kinda like the Plot of Star '80. Spoiler alert: Things ended badly
• twentyfive

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  a year ago

  My guess is, an order of protection is headed your way.
• motorhead

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  a year ago

  The Dowding System defense network helped the Brits fend off the blitz. Maybe Ms. Stripper has her Muddy-Stalker-Radar turned up to 10
• StudlyJohn

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  a year ago

  Perhaps she gave you some one else's text number
• orionsmith

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  a year ago

  I don’t know. Maybe she didn’t see the last few. What do you think? 1000 more texts?
• shailynn

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  a year ago

  Hey Mud, you can visit every strip club in North America and write raviews until the cows come home, but you’ll never be Rick Dugan. Rick doesn’t even have to text to get strippers to come over. 500 dollars? That’s the minimum that stripper pay to be with Rick for an hour.
• drewcareypnw

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  a year ago

  There is the ignore function on cell phones. She may not be reading even one teensy weensy bombardment.
• shailynn

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  a year ago

  ^ don’t kill the dream buddy.
• shadowcat

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  a year ago

  Or you could buy a dog.
• Jascoi

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  a year ago

  I have contact information for sjg.
• Brahma2k

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  a year ago

  I fixed it for you: “So I’ve been typing these messages on my phone and start bombarding a cellular provider with enough text messages to the point where this cellular provider still doesn’t care and 100% never will” As @drewcareypnw said, ‘blocking’. On an iPhone, It takes approx. 20 seconds to activate a block on a number. Once blocked, any texts or calls from that blocked number never occur on the phone. So the “never give up!” score: You: sending dozens or hundreds of texts Cellular provider: receiving dozens or hundreds of texts Stripper: freely grinding boners without any texting interruption from you
• SquareCastle

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  a year ago

  Try sending an audio text where you are crooning vivaciously to Notorious BIG’s “one more chance”.
• ATACdawg

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  a year ago

  Also, you should be using a VPN so that your IP address can't be traced and lead to your arrest....
• SquareCastle

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  a year ago

  ^ um, you are aware VPNs and static IP addresses can still be traced - right???
• etsutwigg222

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  a year ago

  Make it $2500, if she doesn't respond to that........Time to move on.
• azdd

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  a year ago

  You have likely been blocked, and pissed her off in the process, so you can kiss goodbye your OTC opportunity. I posted a thread some time ago complaining about ghosting by strippers, and the predominant response was “why are you surprised? She’s acting like most every other stripper!” If you can’t work your charm ITC to get her to want to see you OTC, you’re fucked, and not in the way you were hoping.
• Brahma2k

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  a year ago

  “you are aware VPNs and static IP addresses can still be traced - right???” A public, logless VPN cannot be traced unless law enforcement has actively taken over the VPN server. If the VPN server is logless, law enforcement would have to take it over and watch traffic in real-time. With a public VPN, for all intents and purposes the traffic from your host is completely deencapsulated by the VPN and completely reencapsulated using the VPN server info (including layer 3). The only thing anyone sees, including your ISP, is your host’s traffic going to/from the VPN server location. But with that said, if the ultimate destination requires name, phone number, email address, cc etc that is specific to you, you’re traceable now. Remedy: Proton or HideMyEmail, Google voice number with proton or hidemyemail registration, fake name, don’t give out address, don’t use CC.
• Studme53

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  a year ago

  Would be sad but muddy makes it a fun read.
• iknowbetter

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  a year ago

  @Muddy It sounds to me like you still have a chance. Maybe she’s just playing hard to get. You should make yourself completely irresistible by texting dick pics.
• rickthelion

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  a year ago

  This rick was going to be the voice of reason, but the I know better ape’s post made me laugh. So let’s make this shit worse for Muddy ape. Muddy ape, in addition to the dick pics, you should take a photo of the stripper, print it out, and jizz all over it. Then you photograph the jizz photo and send it to her. Trust this rick, sexy female hairless apes really like seeing their photos covered in jizz. Makes them wanna get covered in jizz. Hope this helps. ROAR!!!
• rickdugan

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  a year ago

  Maybe she's just not impressed by your lackluster level of commitment. After all, if you're just texting, you're not really trying. It's time to step it up a bit. For example, maybe leave a note on her car a note on her car expressing your feelings. You could do it in the club parking lot of course, but leaving it on her car when it's parked at home would show even more that you really mean business. Of course, it's entirely possible she doesn't have a car. Then you'll just have to step up by following her Uber ride home and, when she's sleeping, leaving the note in her front door. She'll no doubt be super impressed by that. And if all else fails, you can always find out where her kids go to school and make a donation in her name to the PTA. Boy won't she be delighted when they thank her for her generosity. She'll no doubt be impressed by the thoughtfulness and effort you showed in finding out her full name and where her kids go to school. 😎 So put down the phone, cowboy up and go get 'em tiger!
• jackslash

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  a year ago

  My ATF once told me about a stalker who was messaging her 100 times a day. I didn't believe her, so she showed me the texts on her phone. I hope it wasn't Muddy.
• shailynn

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  a year ago

  “ And if all else fails, you can always find out where her kids go to school and make a donation in her name to the PTA. Boy won't she be delighted when they thank her for her generosity. She'll no doubt be impressed by the thoughtfulness and effort you showed in finding out her full name and where her kids go to school.” I can see Muddy calling “hello Harper Valley Elementary School, I’d like to make a donation on the behalf of Trixie.” “Sir, we don’t have any parents here by the name of Trixie.” Muddy says “wait, that’s not her real name!?!?”
• rickthelion

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  a year ago

  Muddy ape, you need to up your game. Find her house and jack it in the bushes while watching her. She wants you to prove your love. If she calls the cops she may very well ask the cops to tase you in the balls. That is simply a test. Try to keep jackin’ it while the cops fire their tasers at you. Trixie is just testing you. She wants guys that can keep it up while their balls are being tased. Trust the rick on this issue. I’m not trying to make your situation worse. I’m on your side. ROAR!!!
• StripClubXpert

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  a year ago

  If she is smart and stable, she may have given you a virtual number. Not only can she block you but she can set it to only alert her at certain times or even on certain days. If she is one of these dancers that is not leading a very stable life then she may have lost her phone and has a new number now. If you see a dancer long enough they may change their number twice a year. Why don’t you just find a pornstar that looks like her and use Palm-ala. Cheaper and less frustrating.