Comments by motorhead (page 23)

Part of the Detroit experience . I’ve never asked. Just happens.

^^. Best post of the decade !!

The highest court in the land has already ruled on this. Roberts wrote “The question here is not whether something the should be done; it is who has the authority to do it.” Enough said. Ultra lib justice Kagan hilariously called the ruling political when in fact the 3 leftist justices who dissented are the ones making it political. So…Biden is trying it again even after being told he can’t. Just shows his total ineptitude. Again, I’m not a Trump guy - it would be horrible if he were elected again. It’s too bad the Republicans can’t come up with a viable candidate. I fear Trump will get the nomination and we have another 4 years of Biden - or worse yet, Harris.

I said that wrong but you know what I mean. ( Or to self - don’t post 4:30 am)

We haven’t pumped our own gas since the 70’s. It’s 2024 and we can’t take a leak without help?

Trump is not the answer - but saw Biden cancelled another $5 billion in student debt. He can’t keep running amok buying votes. This has to stop

“Musical genius” — lol. I guess you didn’t take Nancy Reagan’s advice to “just say no to drugs”. Very few modern day musical geniuses…. Off the top of my head, maybe John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis and John Williams.

This is a long read (apologies) but the guy writes a pretty good story. This was posted nearly 15 years ago on the old Michigan TwoSheds board. (This is not my experience - but written by TwoSheds himself (think founder)). It’s fun to reminisce about the classics. — Business takes me to Dallas. I've never visited The Lodge but it's supposed to be one of the best upscale clubs in the country. I head out to the club on a Thursday night. It's a one-man celebration of the successful end of a long and painful project before I get on a plane home in the morning. Entering the club into the main room, it's a stone and log affair with a main stage and a smaller satellite stage in the middle of the room. Two hallways in the back lead you to a just-as-large wood-paneled library room. It has its own stage in the middle, a floor level dance floor with a pole. There's the Champagne Room off of this. $275 for a bottle and $400 per hour to your dancer. More on this later. There's a VIP Room upstairs, $400 for a bottle plus $400 per hour to your dancer. I'm told the VIP has private rooms. I didn't see that. The Champagne Room has booths around the walls, tables in the middle. Not private, although there wasn't anyone else in there while we were in there. There are lots of dancers, most of them pretty plain. But there are four or five fabulous babes who interest me, a pretty decent talent pool by my standards. I have a steak. It's ok. Not as good as what they serve at my favorite Detroit clubs but definitely good enough. Less expensive though, so that's a bonus. The sixth game of the Series is on. The local team can clinch it all with a win tonight. So the boys are focused on the game and cheering every move their guys make. Only a few girls are working the room. The rest are just hanging out waiting for the game to end, including all the fabulous babes. So if I'm gonna get any, I'm gonna have to take the initiative. There's a fabulous tall, curvey brunette who's touring the room with her less fabulous blond friend. I arrange it so that they catch me from behind while I'm headed somewhere else. After a little sexual banter and some preliminary groping in the hallway we head back to a corner booth in the library room for some table dances. The brunette is hot. Big, firm, but not obviously fake tits. Great curves. Slutty stripper hair. Slutty stripper eyes locked in on mine. Hands all over me. The blonde is more laid back. Fried egg titties. Big hips. Not bad looking but nothing special. After a couple warm up songs I want some two-girl play. "C'mon, lemme see you nibble on her nipples." But "No," the brunette says, "we can't do that out here." She promotes the private rooms. What the hell, I'll go for the $275 bottle room. It's a celebration after all, and this girl is hot. We move, into the room. There's nobody here so we get "their favorite booth." Deal with the bottle purchase. Which brings up an odd practice at this club: Out on the floor, when I ordered my third drink, the waitress brought me a card that she wanted me to sign. I couldn't read it in the dim light so I asked what it was. She tells me it's so that I won't hold the club liable if I have an accident or some other problem after having had too much to drink at the club. What the fuck? I don't want a fuss so I sign it with my stage name in a scrawl. Good luck to them with that. And again, when I order the bottle in the Champagne Room here's this stupid card I gotta sign. I comment that I've never seen this practice before and the brunette tells me it's me promising that I won't contest the charges they're putting on my card. (I'm not running a tab. I'm only charging the bottle. Anything else, I'm paying cash.) Regardless of the purpose of the card, it's still an odd practice. But back to the reason we came ... In addition to the bottle the brunette ordered whipped cream and strawberries. So it's whipped cream and strawberry nipples all around. Serious nipple nibbling done by all. Yum! After a while the blond needs to take a short break. Cool, alone time for me and the brunette. And she is smokin'. Slow, smooth grind with lots of stick shifting. She's hitting all the right spots. And I'm all over her smooth skin. Grabbing her ass. Cupping those massive breasts. Tonguing those nipples. Getting me all cranked up. And now the blonde is back. But she's grumpy. "There were girls back there throwing up in BOTH bathrooms," she complains, "it's way too early for that shit." Now that she's back we move on to the main event. We're into some serious rule breaking now, apparently. And we discover why these two work as a team. The brunette has her hands in my pants, stroking, while the blond screens her from the view of the manager who's in and out of the room through the far entrance, taking care of business at the bar. They both scan the room while she unzips me and starts stroking with intent. She has to ease off every time the mangler comes into the room which kind of fucks with the mood. But I focus in on her fabulous curves and soon enough we do acheive lift off. Nice. Very nice. I've got an early flight. The alarm rings at 4am. So I gotta get outta here. No more time left to explore just where the boundaries actually might be with this girl. Much as I'd like to take the brunette up to a private VIP room and see what happens, I'd rather not pay to take the blonde along for the ride. And I really am turning into a pumpkin. Honest. So I say good night. The brunette texts me her picture and contact info so that I can let her know next time I'll be in town. (The picture thing is a nice touch. First time I've had a stripper do that.) And I settle up: 3 table dances plus tip, times 2 dancers: $160 1 buy-the-stripper-off-stage shot (Macallan 25) plus tip: $100 1 Champagne Room bottle plus tip: $325 Stripper hourly rate plus tip, times 2 strippers: $1000 There you go, the $1500 hand job.

“Few strippers have let me kiss their nipples (most of those have been Cubans)” - Sorry to hear that. I guess I’m spoiled. Even at the no extras clubs in Michigan outside of the Detroit metro area, most seem to allow it. For me, it’s almost a requirement. And I’ve told dancers that’s what I want for me to be a repeat customer and word must get around the dressing room because then they all offer

“How is Baltimore so bad?” — Watch “The Wire”

“Credit cards suck cuz dancers get less of a cut” Sorry to divert the topic - but that’s true for any business. You’re just a poor business person if you’re criticizing the use of cards. I’m sure Wal-Mart won’t divulge what they are paying for credit card transactions and they’ve probably negotiated the best possible rates but if Wal-Mart had your attitude they would be out of business in a few months. ** disclaimer - I learned long ago not to use credit card cards in clubs but those businesses who refuse to take cards or charge a fee sre shortsighted and do not understand the finances of modern society

I’m not qualified to comment

We are the Martians that escaped a nuclear holocaust. And history is repeating itself https://youtube.com/shorts/ulN4vMruC2w?si=OyDQpJE8_PDjQxxX

I think some clubs have rules about multiple dancers using the same name - but years ago I was at the Hip Hugger in Kokomo, Indiana - and if know how that club works, it has pretty loose rules and any freelancer can just show up and work. I think I counted seven “Ambers” on a Saturday night

Years ago, I believe I created a thread on this very topic. (If we still had a search feature perhaps I could find it 😊). I think I got laughed off the page because the thought of “too many strip clubs” is an anathema to most TUSCLers. I believe I may have cited Flint Michigan as an example. Not that you could PAY ME to go to a Flint SC, but a city of just 80,000 people at one time had maybe 7 or 8 clubs.

“The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke” — Sonny Crockett This could be TUSCL’s new tagline

There’s an ex university president looking for a job

@whodey I totally get that the landscape of TV sports is changing and we have to adapt. But like I said, what I resent is the “double dipping”. I’ve gone thru for a couple of seasons of baseball where Amazon is now broadcasts a game per week. People are already paying - either thru their cable subscription or a streaming service like Hulu - to get Bally’s or another regional sports provider, then along comes Amazon and takes some of the games. From comments during baseball season on Facebook you can learn a lot. There are older folks who pay for cable TV solely to watch baseball so why should they be forced to sign up for another service even if it is a free trial. Some of the folks are in nursing homes and just can’t switch like that. One has to have a little compassion for the older fans. They are used to just turning on the TV on there’s the game. They don’t want to try and figure out if todays game is on Bally’s or YouTube or Amazon or peacock or Facebook

Or am I getting DougS confused with Dougster Geez, getting old can be a bitch on one’s memory

“I miss all the OG's like Book Guy, Clubber, casualguy, arbeeguy, zorro, MisterGuy, DougS, chandler, and chitownlawyer” — Some of the best posters ever on TUSCL - except for DougS and MisterGuy. I mostly steered clear of Doug’s attacks but did get tired of how he went after some people. And MisterGuy is probably my most disliked. For me, he was worse than Icee and SJG.

I’m 2 years short. June 2006. But I did lurk around a little bit before I joined

I agree. The Big 10 conference and Peacock also have an agreement to carry some basketball games this year. And some of the biggest rivalry games are on Peacock. Michigan - Michigan State Indiana - Purdue Purdue - Illinois Just to name a few. The big ten network is already only available thru a paid subscription service but then to move 20 big games plus the big ten tournament to another paid platform really sucks. What’s just a few dollars for us, is an unwanted extra expensive for older folks in fixed incomes

Seems like I never hear much about Oklahoma - I know it’s in the heart of the Bible Belt, but TUSCL does show 58 clubs Not small cities. Tulsa and OKC both have MSA’s of over a million people.

“everyone has a constitutional right to trial by jury, not trial by cop” — Have you watched the documentary? Everyone also has a constitutional right to a trial where judges follow the law in rulings and witnesses tell the truth.

And Oprah. She doesn’t get a pass because she’s a black woman