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8 years ago
There once was a stripper named Claire
Who had a magnificent pair
Or that's what I thought
Until one got caught
And lost all of it's air
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8 years ago
I worked for 5 years in the produce section of the Piggly Wiggly. It was fun work and my celery was great
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8 years ago
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised." the other replied.
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?" the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
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8 years ago
"In January, a gunman in a white ute drove past the club late at night and fired shots from the passenger win"
What is a 'ute'?
https://youtu.be/Hu8tX2BAD1k
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8 years ago
For you Michigan TwoSheds guys....remember Crockett? (RIP).
He was one of the most prolific posters on TwoSheds a few years back. He had his first heart attack during a lap dance but survived to have thousands more.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I actually thought of including Mr. Belvidere. Lol
I kinda thought he might be gay.
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8 years ago
Mike and Molly
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8 years ago
Nice sammy
Fuck Rachel Ray in the pussy
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8 years ago
Whale???? Why a whale ?
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8 years ago
Lol
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8 years ago
I was just a little kid but I used to think Mick was in Mr. Novak
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8 years ago
Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
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8 years ago
I went to Roberto's and ordered a California burrito
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8 years ago
Pet peeves?
Spelling.
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8 years ago
I was in the club one night when a young wanna be rapper performed on stage. In addition to his entourage he brought with him, the crowd was mostly AA.
The dancer I was with said she was "uncomfortable" with this crowd. She later turned out to become a favorite and I found out her babydaddy was black.
She was in no way racist. I guess the moral of the story is dancers say things they THINK you want to hear.
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8 years ago
Hockey fans understand only two things
The need for food/beer and sex. It's simple marketing. Commercials for Toyota Camrys and Starbucks would be a waste
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8 years ago
Now which was is she? Is she the one married to Lamar?
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8 years ago
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life
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8 years ago
The Village People were staying at the Holiday Inn until they met him
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8 years ago
Alexander the Great used to ask him for advice
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8 years ago
Police often pull him over just because they enjoy his conversation
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi is a Juban?
Black bean kreplachs while watching the game
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8 years ago
The article says this guy passed the bills at the Saginaw Deja Vu -- never been there -- but if anyone knows the manager Tom at the Lansing Deja Vu, doesn't he look like he could be Tom's son. Lol
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Newton. My iphone corrected it. Lol
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
...and none of the 3 ever heard of Cam Newtin?
Ok, Anderson Cooper is gay
And Lara Logan is a girl
But Michael Steele needs to turn in his "bruh" card.