Comments by EarthQuake365

A recent line I heard was " . . . you want me to put my mouth on it don't you?"

Blow jobs are more reasonably priced than FS. Whether or not it is more affordable for us does not enter into the dancer's preference. That's probably why, as shadowcat noticed, dancers would rather do FS. They make more money that way!!

Hey, thanks for all the advise. I have to say, I am a little more nervous than before. It seems the safety factor is not very good. I'll read up on ISG, and tjamigos. Thanks again

I prefer to go to strip clubs alone. I meet others I have come to know along the way, but for what I have in mind, I don't need a large group of guys.

Me sitting at my table. Dancer comes up and grabs my crotch and says "you want me to put my mouth on it don't you?" I did. She did.

I'd have to say Paris Hilton. We know she swallows.

I'm not married, but I have copped to it. I have found it does put a woman at ease with respect to extras and potential OTC ventures.

Beautiful girl taking pictures in such a dump. A damn shame!

"I ended up taking her home listening to criticism about how all I wanted was sex." The real "Girl Friend Experience" :D

I just read this one. I'm still laughing. I have been to Nikita's, and as funny as the metric is it is not far off.

This one leaves me speechless?!

I'm with gmd and gsw. I look for the total package, and more importantly, how she moves it (whether she's walking, dancing, or some other activity). She can be a stone cold Maxim bombshell, but if she can't move, she won't open my wallet.

I've heard of these Vacation Packages in the Dominican Republic and Costa Rica. I haven't had the balls to go to one. There is a site, "worldsexguide.org" that talks of them.

A ride home, a 40 ounce, and pack of cigarettes goes a looooooooooooooooong way!!!!!!!!! (if you know what I mean)

[quote]Her: "So, do you come here often?" Me: "Once in a while, what about you?" Her: "I *work* here; I'm here all the time." Me: "Oh. *That* meaning of 'come'."[quote] George, I'm going to steal this one. I get asked that all the time. Probably the lamest one I use is a question. "Hey, so what do you do when you're not here turning every guy on in the place". It may be lame, but for some reason it always releases any tension and gets a chuckle. Great way to break the ice.

Definitely a sales pitch, probably from the dancer herself.