Lamest lines said to strippers

bendover656
I thought it'd be fun to hear some of the lame lines we say or hear other PL's say to strippers.

I'll start with a fairly lame line I sometimes use though, believe it or not, it actually works sometimes.

Sometimes, during a pretty intimate vip where the dancer seems to be into it and is grinding on my usually covered unit I'll say, with some urgency in my voice, "would you just put the tip in?"

I know, I know, that's pretty lame. But it's surprising how often it works! A lot of dancers (who aren't jaded yet) really want to please and will often do what you ask if they like you (or want a tip). They can still say to themselves that we didn't really do it because she only put the tip in.

Other times, the dancer is really enjoying the dance as well and once the tip is inserted you might as well go all the way.

Either way is a win for me!

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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Went to an (evidently) corny club in Milwaukee where, while on their "tip walk", the gals say things like "Stick it in there!" and "Stick it in me!" [Both gals presented their cleavage as the opportunity to make said deposits, fyi.]
samsung1
14 years ago
"Hey baby just because I am out of cash does not mean I don't have a credit card to use on you"
Yes I am a PL sometimes lol
londonguy
14 years ago
Bendover, are girls taking your 'tip' or the whole thing doing so without a condom, my impression is that they are?
steve229
14 years ago
Hard to pick, since my whole strip club shtick is basically lame, but here are some samples:

Me: (fumbling with a dollar garter tip) I can’t get it in.
Her: (laughing) I haven’t heard that in awhile.

Me: You busy?
Her: I promised someone a dance next.
Me: Well, could you put me on your “to do” list?
Her: (Laughing) OK, I’ll come back to “do you.”

Me: (to dancer on stage) Are you tied up after this?
Her: No, why?
Me: Would you like to be tied up?
Her: Oh...



georgmicrodong
14 years ago
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

(When she starts playing with her pussy on stage)
"Did you bring enough to share with everyone in the class?"

Her: "So, do you come here often?"
Me: "Once in a while, what about you?"
Her: "I *work* here; I'm here all the time."
Me: "Oh. *That* meaning of 'come'."

Her: "You can touch me anywhere you want."
Me: "OK, I want to touch *inside* you."
gatorfan
14 years ago
I like every bone in your body especially mine
how
14 years ago
Actually, some of those are funny enough--if the mood is right--she might get a chuckle from them, rather than be annoyed.
shadowcat
14 years ago
Me: I wouldn't last 5 minutes in bed with you.
Her: It could happen...For $500.

If I ever get her down to $300, it will be a done deal.
hooby
14 years ago
Now, mind you I've never said these things in real life, but my inner 13 year old has.

"Honey, there's something I'd like to get straight between you and me."

"You polished that pole up real good. Can mine be next?"

"Fuck me. Oh, sorry, did I just say that?"

"Hey baby, what's the significance of that swastika tattoo just above your ass crack?"
SuperDude
14 years ago
Lame lines I'm too scared to use:
Dancer: What do you do?
Me: I'm a priest on vacation.
Dancer: What are you doing here?
Me: Learning about life's pleasures. Will you teach me some?

Me: I want to have a sex change operation so I can be as beautiful as you are.
bigdude012
14 years ago
I know you don't have a penis but I bet you have a great place to put one. I haven't siad that but I did get an asian stripper to say "Me so horny,me love you long time" She got a kick out of it.
londonguy
14 years ago
@ gatorfan...lol..so funny. Reminds me of Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy) on Live and Dangerous album, asks the girls in the audience if they have any Irish in them, then asks them if the want any more.
kyking
14 years ago
She: I'd love to dance for you.
Me: Are you good?
She: Yes
Me: Sorry I'm looking for someone bad.
She (usually): I mean I'm good at being bad.
Me (usually): Show me
Philip A. Stein
14 years ago
Her: Hey Phil, how are you doing?
Me: A helluva lot better now you're here

Her: I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?
Me: Looking for you, glad I found ya.
Or: Lost and I'm glad you found me.

Her: You getting dances today?
Me: Yeah, who do you suggest?

Me: how many did we do?
Her: 4 songs
Me: Can you loan me $50?
bendover656
14 years ago
Some very good lame lines! I may steal the line about looking for someone bad.

I also like the one about loaning me money to pay for your dance.
uscue13
14 years ago
Haha, Phil's last three were great
SuperDude
14 years ago
Phil, I've got to hit 8 Mile and use those lines before that get old.
EarthQuake365
14 years ago
[quote]Her: "So, do you come here often?"
Me: "Once in a while, what about you?"
Her: "I *work* here; I'm here all the time."
Me: "Oh. *That* meaning of 'come'."[quote]

George, I'm going to steal this one. I get asked that all the time.

Probably the lamest one I use is a question. "Hey, so what do you do when you're not here turning every guy on in the place". It may be lame, but for some reason it always releases any tension and gets a chuckle. Great way to break the ice.
lopaw
14 years ago
lol
good stuff!
I'm gonna use Philip's "loan" line tomorrow night.

Ten to one odds the dancer will stare at me, confused, for a solid 3 minutes.


Philip A. Stein
14 years ago
Ok, I've copyrighted those lines. You guys and Lopaw owe me $1 each time you use them.

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funluvncpl13
14 years ago
Her (as she is putting her boobs in my face): How are you doing this evening?

Me: Well, I've got boobs in my face, so I am doing pretty damn good.

Her (Still with boobs in my face): Ha ha, well you're going to be feeling pretty good all night.
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