Lamest lines said to strippers
bendover656
I'll start with a fairly lame line I sometimes use though, believe it or not, it actually works sometimes.
Sometimes, during a pretty intimate vip where the dancer seems to be into it and is grinding on my usually covered unit I'll say, with some urgency in my voice, "would you just put the tip in?"
I know, I know, that's pretty lame. But it's surprising how often it works! A lot of dancers (who aren't jaded yet) really want to please and will often do what you ask if they like you (or want a tip). They can still say to themselves that we didn't really do it because she only put the tip in.
Other times, the dancer is really enjoying the dance as well and once the tip is inserted you might as well go all the way.
Either way is a win for me!
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Yes I am a PL sometimes lol
Me: (fumbling with a dollar garter tip) I can’t get it in.
Her: (laughing) I haven’t heard that in awhile.
Me: You busy?
Her: I promised someone a dance next.
Me: Well, could you put me on your “to do†list?
Her: (Laughing) OK, I’ll come back to “do you.â€
Me: (to dancer on stage) Are you tied up after this?
Her: No, why?
Me: Would you like to be tied up?
Her: Oh...
(When she starts playing with her pussy on stage)
"Did you bring enough to share with everyone in the class?"
Her: "So, do you come here often?"
Me: "Once in a while, what about you?"
Her: "I *work* here; I'm here all the time."
Me: "Oh. *That* meaning of 'come'."
Her: "You can touch me anywhere you want."
Me: "OK, I want to touch *inside* you."
Her: It could happen...For $500.
If I ever get her down to $300, it will be a done deal.
"Honey, there's something I'd like to get straight between you and me."
"You polished that pole up real good. Can mine be next?"
"Fuck me. Oh, sorry, did I just say that?"
"Hey baby, what's the significance of that swastika tattoo just above your ass crack?"
Dancer: What do you do?
Me: I'm a priest on vacation.
Dancer: What are you doing here?
Me: Learning about life's pleasures. Will you teach me some?
Me: I want to have a sex change operation so I can be as beautiful as you are.
Me: Are you good?
She: Yes
Me: Sorry I'm looking for someone bad.
She (usually): I mean I'm good at being bad.
Me (usually): Show me
Me: A helluva lot better now you're here
Her: I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?
Me: Looking for you, glad I found ya.
Or: Lost and I'm glad you found me.
Her: You getting dances today?
Me: Yeah, who do you suggest?
Me: how many did we do?
Her: 4 songs
Me: Can you loan me $50?
I also like the one about loaning me money to pay for your dance.
Me: "Once in a while, what about you?"
Her: "I *work* here; I'm here all the time."
Me: "Oh. *That* meaning of 'come'."[quote]
George, I'm going to steal this one. I get asked that all the time.
Probably the lamest one I use is a question. "Hey, so what do you do when you're not here turning every guy on in the place". It may be lame, but for some reason it always releases any tension and gets a chuckle. Great way to break the ice.
good stuff!
I'm gonna use Philip's "loan" line tomorrow night.
Ten to one odds the dancer will stare at me, confused, for a solid 3 minutes.
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Me: Well, I've got boobs in my face, so I am doing pretty damn good.
Her (Still with boobs in my face): Ha ha, well you're going to be feeling pretty good all night.