Great strip clubs......for me to poop on!
MisterGuy
Rhode Island
So I know that we have the Top 40 lists on this site, but I've always wondered (maybe it's the pessimist in me) what the bottom 40 strip clubs are on this site or in the opinion of the posters/reviewers here. I know that the numerical ratings that people give here are highly subjective, but I've never given out a "10" yet...but I have given out two "1"s. Les Belles De Nuit (which I think means "The Beautiful Night"...my French is rusty) in Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec and the Sportsmans Inn in Providence, RI.
The Quebec one was by far the worst of the two IMO...extremely small club, almost a freak show for dancers (I guess going there on Halloween didn't help...lol...) in terms of looks...old, tired...one of the bartenders was by far the hottest girl there, crappy big cushiony chairs that were awkward to sit in in the VIP, a very small VIP area (not very private), no "extras" available, and LDs that were twice what the going market price was in that area. I've always wondered where strippers go when they are old, tired, ugly, and worn-out. They apparently go to Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec!
I had a LD from a gal up the street from this place that looked great in the darkly lit main club room, but under the lightning of the VIP area...she had to be 50 yrs old, wrinkly, and she had the absolute worst breasts that I ever seen or felt. I'm a breast man myself, and this gal had had an augmentation some time before, had a HUGE amount of deflation and sagging, and was left with two sizeable, hard bags of whatever surrounded by very, very saggy skin. She kept putting my hands on her breasts...and I kept taking them away. At least she was thin and had an OK ass, but man...it was bad...very bad.
What do you guys think are the worst strip clubs on this site? Is there a way to see what the numerical rankings for the worst strip clubs on this site are? I know some of the bad ones don't have that many reviews in the hopper, so to speak...so it might not be fair.
The Quebec one was by far the worst of the two IMO...extremely small club, almost a freak show for dancers (I guess going there on Halloween didn't help...lol...) in terms of looks...old, tired...one of the bartenders was by far the hottest girl there, crappy big cushiony chairs that were awkward to sit in in the VIP, a very small VIP area (not very private), no "extras" available, and LDs that were twice what the going market price was in that area. I've always wondered where strippers go when they are old, tired, ugly, and worn-out. They apparently go to Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec!
I had a LD from a gal up the street from this place that looked great in the darkly lit main club room, but under the lightning of the VIP area...she had to be 50 yrs old, wrinkly, and she had the absolute worst breasts that I ever seen or felt. I'm a breast man myself, and this gal had had an augmentation some time before, had a HUGE amount of deflation and sagging, and was left with two sizeable, hard bags of whatever surrounded by very, very saggy skin. She kept putting my hands on her breasts...and I kept taking them away. At least she was thin and had an OK ass, but man...it was bad...very bad.
What do you guys think are the worst strip clubs on this site? Is there a way to see what the numerical rankings for the worst strip clubs on this site are? I know some of the bad ones don't have that many reviews in the hopper, so to speak...so it might not be fair.
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Worst experience. Entirely a rip-off joint, 100%, and deliberately so. A true "clip joint."
People regularly review it positively here at TUSCL, but I really think they're all either shills or travelers who haven't been to any other strip clubs and who happen not to trigger the "rip him off" signal from the Risque employees. So I feel compelled to continue to post about it everywhere I can, in order to warn people. If you just read the reviews, you'll be misled and might lose your wallet. Yes, your entire wallet. Some people have reported the following, and I've had some of it done to me:
1. They have a thug in the men's room who steals wallets by force.
2. They LOCK YOU INSIDE THE CLUB until you give up your Visa card information. They just explain, "You'll be fine, call them to say you lost your card, they won't charge you for the purchases." Then they run up a bill as fast as they can through their network over the internet, get some of the purchases and get stopped halfway through some of them. No loss to them. You can see the shredded credit card remains in the dumpster (dangit, now they'll go bury them now that I've explained this fact).
3. They (again) lock you in the club until you pay for at least 5 lap dances. "This is part of the minimum charge. You agreed to it when you entered the club." You never heard about it until you tried to leave the club.
4. They lie about all prices. "It's $5" means "It's $100." I was charged literally $100 for scrambled eggs.
5. Dance rooms include no contact but are regularly referred to by dancers on the main floor as "high contact." Zero contact.
Their general method, is to figure out whether you're traveling alone or whether you look like the sort who has friends who might bomb the place. If you don't, they just take and laugh. So, don't go alone, don't go looking like you don't have connections in the neighborhood. Of course, the fact that they're at a truck stop 100 miles from civilization along an interstate means they're more likely to get away with their crimes.
They are likely to be put out of business violently by someone with mob connections who just happens to drop in to the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm sure they have major connections with the state troopers in the region, or another form of set-up where they can ensure that immediate complaints from cell phones in the parking lot "just happen" to get lost in the dispatch system long enough that they can run their scams.
I'll stake my TUSCL reputation on it. Cafe Risque in Micanopy is a literal clip joint, not shy of using violence to take your credit card, and you probably can get killed by walking in the door if you refuse to fork over everything you have in your pocket and then some. My last report, through the grape-vine, about the fact that this place was still performing these types of thefts, was about six months ago. I've long since given up on being stupid enough to get near the place.
You've been warned.
Fortunately, I didn't experience any of the thug tactics you describe. I just didn't think the dancers were very attractive. I had one dance - no rip off, just not the kind of dance I like. No two-way touching allowed. She did grind away hard, but I prefer a more soft, slow, gentle dance.
I could start my own consultant business and offer my services on the lowest rated clubs. Now, get your mind out of the gutter people! I'm talking about suggesting how they could improve their business and charging them a fee. Let's see........ $00.00 plus $00.00 ============ oh my.... $00.00! Forget it!
The only other strip clubs I thought of closed down within a year after I stopped visiting. I figure most of the clubs I don't visit on a regular basis probably suck though.
Hard to believe the story you told. If true, a sting operation by LE is long overdue. But if true, why no postings by you for this club? And why no alarm bells - or even little warning buzzers from the many others who have posted. I totally agree with you regarding SHILLS but to name just two, I am highly confident that ASIANLAPPER and STAGLIONO are not shills. You can spot a shill pretty easy simply by clicking on their name and seeing what kinds of reviews they have written over a period of time.
Sounds like an URBAN LEGEND to me.
Similar incident - Last Christmas season, I was asked to light 4 of the advent candles and read off some bible scriptures. I was holding a lit candle to light the others, my cheat sheet paper, and a microphone. When I finished, I tried flipping off the microphone button and it flew out of my hands and landed on the floor in front of a pastor. I was so embarrased! hmmmmmmmm, yes.... Uncle Bones has religion! LOL
I get a kick out of the reviews for bad clubs and would love to see the list again. One of my all time worst was on the list. I gave it a 2, becasue I'm allowing for something worse. The Blue Moon in Phoenix. Read the reviews. Bad location. Absolutely dreadful decor. Overpriced dances. Run by some old farts who could probably squeeze blood from a stone. Not really a rip-off joint; just a dismal place devoid of human quality.
It's been years now since I believe up to 200 people were in a night club and they got trapped unable to all leave in time in a fire. I was thinking I will try to remember to look for exit signs in strip clubs, especially when they are lousy.
That club you might have heard about was The Station (I think) down in RI. It was a bad scene all-around...the place was an old road house (the kind that you do see some strip clubs in too) that wasn't converted over to a regular concert club properly. Also, the band's pyro guy was an idiot for setting off those kind of fireworks in that kind of club. 100+ people died...but quick...most of 'em got piled up like cordwood at one of the doors.
Bones...get thee to a nunnery... :)
casualguy - I wasn't funin' about the 'almost' fire, I was funin' about how it all came about. Geez...... I must be jokin' around here too much. Sorry guys! :-( I guess MG is right, maybe I'll dump all my "mistaken insensitivity" start looking for a seminary for 4 years. Will ya' miss me?????