Just a dumb question. All you guys who get "extras" (bj's and such) do the girls do creative things like suck on an Altoid or some ice first? Or is it a basic mechanics kinda thing?
I met one once who told me that a "smoking b.j." (only she didn't use the abbreviation) was on the menu, distinct from a b.j. I've seen it in pornos where they switch between the cigarette (or a cigar in one case) and the cock, but I've never had that happen to me. I'm not sure I'd want them sucking on anything first, however.
WonderGrrl: I've never experienced the "bjs and such" ITC. OTC, there has been nothing "creative" like you listed. Although receiving the "freaky head" or "road head", was VERY entertaining, and a first for me. Personally, I don't know if I'd like the ice thing... might have to suggest that one, but really, I enjoy the basic BJ sooo much that there doesn't need to be any creativity. If it got any better, I don't know if I could handle it! [wink]
There is something ultimately satisfying about a good BBBJ. It seems to me to be a wonderful gesture of sacrifice and service by the girl, maybe even more so than straight sex. Nothing extra is needed.
HarryDave: Exactly, and well said! I enjoy a BBBJ more than actual vaginal or anal sex. There's something to be said for being able to lay back and enjoy the sensations. I especially like to watch her giving me that pleasure.. And also, as you stated, it's a turn on that she's making that "gesture of sacrifice and service", especially when it culminates with CIM! There's an implication that she is there to make you happy and satified.
I as watching a porno last week. The female was giving the male a BBBJ but she was also sucking on an ice cream bar. I got to thing about that. Cold has always made my penis shrivel up. Is the idea to get you hot and then cool you down and then get you hot again. Thus prolonging the act?
They don't allow drinks with ice in the VIP area somewhere? Maybe the couch area is not the same thing as the VIP area.
For me though, simple mechanics is enough. I don't need ice or tongue rings etc. Although I did think about one dancers suggestion to drip hot wax on her pussy. I thought of more fun things rather than playing with candles and wax. I think alone with a girl away from any club is the only way to go. If a dancer tries something in a club, it's probably only a matter of seconds to a minute or two before a bouncer comes around and checks on things, if you're not in a club with hidden cameras. I don't know about everyone else but I think it would be difficult to enjoy only a minute or two at a time that much. I've never asked for that sort of thing in a club before. The only reason I can think of why a dancer might do that without mentioning anything to me is that either she wants a tip or she wants me to like her and maybe hook up later. I can't even imagine where a dancer would do that when I visit since the clubs are always crowded with people, bouncers, hidden cameras.
The Altoid thing gives the sensitive skin a "peppermint" tingle. Fun, but I found it problematically irritating after a bit.
Some BJs are gifts from heaven. They manage to tense and then release all the muscles, physical and emotional and sexual, in a way that an orgasm from coitus simply cannot do. They "roll up your spine" and leave you properly exhausted, drained, rejuvenated.
But other BJs are just a load of crap and the girls need to get some training. Honestly, I've almost never gotten a terrible BJ from a paid provider, just one or two out of 100s were below par. Only a few were stellar, and I always went back for more, tipped extra, made sure the girl knew she was appreciated. However, from girlfriends and "civilian" non-paid partners, I'd have to say that only about 5% of the BJs were even competent, much less excellent or stellar. "Normal" girls are DREADFUL at most sexual acts.
About 10 years ago, when Altoids were suddenly everywhere, the blow job legend came about at almost the same time, as a result an Internet buzz, I think. You had to wonder how much of their popularity was due to the legend, and whether the "curiously strong" tagline was an implied reference to it. I got blow jobs from girls who sucked Altoids back then, and, although I certainly detected the minty aroma, I have to say I never felt anything minty through my dick. However, I'm sure I gave them the impression that I did and that it really got me off just to keep them happy (as if the blow job would have been rather humdrum without her clever innovation), which is probably how the myth has been perpetuated.
ok have her chew up the Altoid then go down on you immediately after then she stop pulls back and blows (air) up and down your ....you know...its the youll feel a cool tingling sensation.
Thanks, Wondergirl, but I tried all that years ago, and I'm telling you I didn't feel mintiness. I smelled it, and the power of suggestion made me act like I felt it, but I'm skeptical. Don't get me wrong, it's all good. Just having a girl blow air - any air - on my junk during a blow job gives me a nice, tingling sensation.
I also ate pussy after chewing on Altoids, which was really above and beyond the call, cause I think all those Xtreme mints are pretty obnoxious to have in my mouth.
hey its like the "magic" eye posters some people see the secret pic and some dont.
theres a bunch of other things to feel that coolness but if your not feelin it itll just be a pain in the ass( and not the good kind LOL)
I had a black stripper, an old ATF who quit a few years back, sip on a long straw with a Gin & Tonic while doing a BBBBJ (I add the other B for Black). That was kind of hot.
Yes Yes insert tab A into slot B I went to health class Uncle Bones.
I just have been censored in other message boards so I was being as cautious as I can.
I know dick, cock prick meat what ever can go in my cunt pussy kitty mouth tits ass whatever LOL Just Wasnt sure if id get "edited for content AGAIN" LOL
Hey WG.... you mistaked me for Book Guy on your last thread! But, I forgive you and always will! We need happy faces available on the discussion board.
OK, English Grammer I:
COCK, PRICK, ROD, SHAFT, PIPE, (no penis-those are on babies), MEAT, DONG, WILLIE, MR HAPPY, SLURPIE (I just made that one up)
PUSS, PUSSY, CUNT, PIE (can't say hair pie, as everyone seems to shave now), KITTY, SNATCH, HOME (home? oh, Happy's home LOL)
27 comments
For me though, simple mechanics is enough. I don't need ice or tongue rings etc. Although I did think about one dancers suggestion to drip hot wax on her pussy. I thought of more fun things rather than playing with candles and wax. I think alone with a girl away from any club is the only way to go. If a dancer tries something in a club, it's probably only a matter of seconds to a minute or two before a bouncer comes around and checks on things, if you're not in a club with hidden cameras. I don't know about everyone else but I think it would be difficult to enjoy only a minute or two at a time that much. I've never asked for that sort of thing in a club before. The only reason I can think of why a dancer might do that without mentioning anything to me is that either she wants a tip or she wants me to like her and maybe hook up later. I can't even imagine where a dancer would do that when I visit since the clubs are always crowded with people, bouncers, hidden cameras.
Some BJs are gifts from heaven. They manage to tense and then release all the muscles, physical and emotional and sexual, in a way that an orgasm from coitus simply cannot do. They "roll up your spine" and leave you properly exhausted, drained, rejuvenated.
But other BJs are just a load of crap and the girls need to get some training. Honestly, I've almost never gotten a terrible BJ from a paid provider, just one or two out of 100s were below par. Only a few were stellar, and I always went back for more, tipped extra, made sure the girl knew she was appreciated. However, from girlfriends and "civilian" non-paid partners, I'd have to say that only about 5% of the BJs were even competent, much less excellent or stellar. "Normal" girls are DREADFUL at most sexual acts.
Sorry couldnt help my self LOL
When you tried the Altoids how did you do it cause it shouldnt be in her mouth While doing it. And did she blow on it during?
Also try Listerene thin strips if your too sensitive.
But come on dont stare a gift bj in the mouth. LOL
I also ate pussy after chewing on Altoids, which was really above and beyond the call, cause I think all those Xtreme mints are pretty obnoxious to have in my mouth.
theres a bunch of other things to feel that coolness but if your not feelin it itll just be a pain in the ass( and not the good kind LOL)
Go on, I know you can. DICK DICK DICK.
Also cunt. You can say cunt, too. You have a CUNT and I DON'T. I have a DICK.
I just have been censored in other message boards so I was being as cautious as I can.
I know dick, cock prick meat what ever can go in my cunt pussy kitty mouth tits ass whatever LOL Just Wasnt sure if id get "edited for content AGAIN" LOL
OK, English Grammer I:
COCK, PRICK, ROD, SHAFT, PIPE, (no penis-those are on babies), MEAT, DONG, WILLIE, MR HAPPY, SLURPIE (I just made that one up)
PUSS, PUSSY, CUNT, PIE (can't say hair pie, as everyone seems to shave now), KITTY, SNATCH, HOME (home? oh, Happy's home LOL)