Comments by phonehome (page 2)

There may be a little of that father or as the case may be granfather figure thing but more often than not it's the money do we really think that ANS would have had anything to do with JHM if he had been you average SS & pension recipient? Lets see hot young big booded blonde and 90 year old guy in a wheel chair, you just knew he was a real stud in bed LOL If he just had a few grand in the bank and a few grand a month coming in somehow i think the outcome would ahve been different. Do we really think that Donald Trump would have had no shortage of Eastern European models dying to be MRS. Trump # 3 if he had been just some "I make 100K a year selling real estate" type simply because of his darling personality?

You know it is always curious, go to a club, any club and talk to a girl and they will normally tell you how all the other girls are whores but of course she is not even when you know from other guys that have been there in the past or maybe your own previous experiience with this same girl that she is just as quick to be giving HJ & BJ or even FS as any of the of the rest. And they will all say that about all the other girls. I remember a club I used to go to had this girl who was the type I liked, something like the second or third time I took her into VIP and with no prompting from me she is all the sudden undoing my pants and starts fucking me with her tits and then sucking on my dick, another time, I figure it will be a repeat performance and she all the sudden is fucking me. This was not a club where extras were the norm and maybe one other girl ever did as much as play with my dick through my pants.

Well I guess I choose implants, I like them big, DD or better also perky, firm and sort of round, definetley not the saggy somewhat deflated look now you may find more than 18 year olds that can pull that off but after 20 more years of gravity and a few kids and that will be very rare so to find the look I like in the age I want it means implants.

I have always beleived that a lot of clubs hire more waitress that they really need because it is an easy way to keep a steady supply of "new" dancers. Mainly how it seems to go is that they hire girls to be waitress that wouldn't start out as dancers but will start as waitresses. After a while a lot of these girls will decide to change on there own, the "strippers in waiting" as they have been referred to. They get comfortable with the enviroment and see the money the dancers are making and start dancing on there own. The other way it goes is the waitress will be approached by a manager on a night where not too many dancers show up, to "help them out for a night" the real deal is this is all part of the plot/scam, they hire more waitresses than they need figuring that they will become dancers on there own or will "get converted" into it, which is what they want to start with.

Some how I can predict that every stripper will, unless they know that you know other wise, will claim that she is from N.O. just hopeing guys will buy dances from them, when maybe they won't otherwise.

They could operate more like a "regular" bar/club from a money standpoint. I mean lets think about it for a minute there are plenty or regular bars/clubs that make a decent (well they are still in business) profit from just selling drinks and having a modest, 5 dollar or so cover charge. So why couldn't a successful strip club operate that way? So I would have in my club. It wouldn't be just a Lap Dance Factory much more like Cheers with dancers, if I guy wants to just go and drink fine if he wants more that is fine as well. A cover charge in line with what other normal clubs have 5 no more than 10 dollars. Drinks that are priced in line with other regular bar prices, dancer drinks would just be "normal" drinks, not 20-30 dollars for some diet coke and not mucj else and the waitress wouldn't, on the one hand ignore you if you are sitting by yourself and then decend on you the minute a dancers sits down with you wanting to know if "you wanted to buy the lady a drink". A DJ but he is ther to play the music, minimal talking, just annouce the girls and leave it at that. I would not charge a stage fee and let the dancers keep all there money from LD and give them a cut of VIP room time, bottle of champagne or how ever the club sells time in there, they would not pay tip outs, it isn't there job to pay for the rest of my employees. With those conditions I suspect I would have girls from every club in the area wanting to work in mine, so I could be very picky and hire nothing but the 10's and if they don't perform to my expectations, don't come in when they are scheduled, are always wanting to leave early or are in general a pain in the ass or are found to be engageing in any thing illegal in my club I can get rid of them and know I will have plenty of girls wanting to take there place. Last but not least they would all be at least 21, old enough to legally drink in my club, I don't need to have that whole contributing to the deliquencey of a minor thing hang over my head. Also if they are older I think I will screen out all the teenage high school drop out party girls who will be more interested in hanging out by the bar and talking to her girlfriends (and boyfriends) The vip area would be comfortable and somewhat private but monitored enough to ensure that nothing more than high contact lap dancing is going on, he doesn't take anything out or insert anything and she doesn't reach in for anything. Play with and suck on her tits all you want! Every girl would dance, no choice, they are not just there to sell Lap Dances, the only exception would be when thay are with a customer, no leaving the guy in VIP "because I have to go on stage, but as soon as they are done with that guy they are next on stage, they do at least one set, no going from one guy in VIP to another who is "waiting for you" if he waited however long for you to get done with guy nunber one he can (and most likely will) wait until you get off stage. No extras! And if a girl is using my club to sell or even give away extras after work/OTC then she is gone as well. Anyone I fire is gone for life, no of this fireing a girl and a week later she is back working like nothing happened.

I have been to a few clubs that just had juke boxes, Mons Venus was one of them as I remember. I remember because the girls always seemed to ber hitting you up for money for it which could get a little annoying too, but in general it wasn't so bad and all things considered I would have preferred them to the ones where there was a DJ in love with the sound of his own voice. Having a VIP area/champagne room with 4-6 comfortable love seats is not that big of an investment, if you are smart you can wait and buy them on sale, they don't need to match or anything, it is dark in there. I have no use for batroom attendents, I can do with out the valet parking, I will walk a block or so if I have to to avoid it, I hate having anybody drive my car if I can help it

Fondl I had not really considered the space aspect, I guess because the clubs i frequent are/were all big enough, I can see how it would be a problem for the corner bar that wanted to add dancers but didn't have the room. Shotdisc There is nothing wrong with silicone, I like them big DD's at least and the normally means that the woman is going to need a little help to get there. I also like them pretty firm, not saggy, IE "the hanger look" I also like them older, 30 or so, now you might have not too much trouble finding any number of 18 year olds with nice firm natural DD's but but add 15-18 years of gravity and probably a kid or three and they won't look that way anymore, where as the woman that had the nice firm C-cups at 18 can without to much trouble have nice firm DD's at 36 after a BA.

There is a certain physical apearance I like, I like Blondes but have had a fave or two that were brunnettes or red heads, I like them well gifted up top, if they had the gifts on layaway for a while that is just fine, I have a had fave or two that were C-cupps but fate would have it that they all went for the upgrade. It's more the attitudes I don't care for, two in particular. One is the "DIVA" she is a 10 and she knows it, she has had her ass kissed and gotten anything she wanted from boys/men ever since she starting growing tits. She doesn't do stage work because she is "too good for that" She works (if you can call it that) no more than one or two days a week, Friday and/or Saturday most often, she doesn't approach any guys, especially "regular looking guys" (us), we are supposed to be chasing after her like little trained dogs that she then chooses who the lucky one that she will play with is. She sits at the bar or in the dressing room waiting for that one "big spender" to come in and drop a grand or two on her, normally doesn't happen so she sits and bitches about how everything is unfair or there must be something wrong because all the "plain looking girls" are making so much more than she is. "how can this be, I'm so beautiful"? "they must be doing extras" The answer plain to everyone but her is that, the others are not as plain looking as she thinks and they are hustling there asses off, they get up on stage, they approach every guy, they may get rejected by some, just a "dancer drink" from a few, and the rest just a dance or two but at the end of the night it all adds up. So if the choice is a nice looking natural C cup that could loose a pound or two "girl next door" that is paying attention to me, without pouncing on me the minute is get in a club or a drop dead beautiful enhanced DDD blonde Diva/Playboy Playmate that makes it obvious that I am not worthy of her presence, I will choose the former. The other attiude is the "he is my customer" type. As far as she is concerned I am her property, no other girl is to as much as look at me and I better not even think about doing anything with any other girl. If she isn't there, then I have no reason to come to the club. My attitude has always been that "you may be my fave (for now), but I am never your customer"

Most people in Houston, being in Texas would say they are in the west, and as the old saying in FL. goes you have to go north to get south.

I would say from my experience that therre is no key to the type of club and finding the best looking dancers, I have not been to many nude clubs in quite a while but the ones I have been were pretty much just as hit and miss as any other type. I agree that if it's all the same with me she can keep her panties on, it does look sexier that way I think, if she wants to flash it for a quick peek well that is Ok. As far as the Bikini bar and do they keep there tops on the last one I was in was eons ago when I was in the Navy in Norfolk, I don't remember the name but it had something like a leprechan in it's logo, and yes the tops stayed on the entire time.

I grew up in WI, not a surprise that they are way up there, lots of deer and big ones too, 200 LBS not all that uncommon. I live down on the gulf coast now, surprise to to MS NR.1 maybe it just means nobody lives there. LOL I did hit a deer with my Toyota truck a few years back, about 2AM on a really cold Jan night, I was on my way home from a SC as it turned out. :-) Not really a big deal because it was one of those little AL deer, just a little grill and bumper damage, had it been a big WI whitetail I probably wouldn't have been able to drive away, hell might have frooze to death out there LOL. As was said above yes in AL it is like fishing season, deer hunting goes on for many weeks and after you get him home and cut hime up you can go out and get another one.

I have never knowingly spent any counterfeit money, have no idea where to obtain any or what the going "exchange rate might be. But at the same time if you knew you could get a grand or two of funny money for somewhere in the 100-200 dollar range who among us wouldn't be at least tempted to go that route to mitigate the impact of a SC trips on our bank accounts? On a related topic I remember a thread a while back having to do with "Funny Money" clubs, someone stated that fom what he saw that any one that wanted to print his own could with out too much trouble. All you would have to do is take a little home with you, if you had a flat bed scanner and a decent photo quality color laser printer and the right paper stock, probably available at your local Office Depot or Staples, you could make all you wanted. I have never been to a "funny Money' club, there are none around where I live so I don't know what iti looks like and can;t judge how easy or hard it may be to print your own SO I am wondering how SC's combat this? If you think about it even the girls could get in on the act, just have there boyfriend or whoever print some up ahead of time and take in a few extra hundred every night in there bag and cash it in.

AN: QB's who went out on top? Well there is John Elway for one! Superbowl winner, and as I remember MVP. On top enough for you ? You can debate about Steve Young. True about Brett though, seeing the team he had, he probably should have hung it up a year or two ago, if he had most people would say he went out on top. If he had the 97 or 98 team things would be different.

I always thought that to some degree it is the girls "showing off" to the other girls "ooh look at me" bragging if you will " "look at how much money I'm making" Like said above a 20,50 or 100 wrapped around a bunch of ones

I will wait 15-20, 30 minutres max. If when I get to a club I don't see my fave I will ask the waitress that gets my first drink if she is working, if she says she is "in VIP with another customer I will tip her to go and tell her (the fave) I am here, one club my favorite waitress would do it automatically. I am with Davids in general, if you prove to your fave that you are willing to wait and wait, an hour or more, too many dancers than rather than being appreciative will lokk at you as some kind of PL and will let you wait until they have exhausted all there other prospects for money in the room because tehy know that they can always get to you later, even to the point of, after finnally getting done with whoever they are with coming over and saying that some other customer (maybe a PL like you) has been waiting and she "promised" him that he would be next. "but I will get to you soon" and then maybe you are waiting another half hour, then it's "well I have to go on stage". Tick Tock Started down that road once eons ago, didn't like it.

TYPO: meant to say "do like them nice and firm"

If after 30 min. no one else appeals to you then leave for club "B"