Posts by chandler

Not talking about mistaken identity. I mean because of the way you two act together. With a past fave, I used to get this all the time from other customers and even from other strippers. It was mostly due to…

(Forgive me if this is more "Inside Baseball" than we care to get into, but we need a new topic.) At a club I frequent, management seems to always side with customers in any dispute with strippers. For example, when girls…

(They're back by popular demand. Okay, by one person't request - I'm easy.) An anonymous poster finds some peculiar reasons to rate Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids, MI a 1: "The girls are ok, but they look like shit on their website.…

Sometimes it seems like ridiculously full lips are a prerequisite for film sex symbols: Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and on and on. How often do you see strippers with those kind of lips? Is it an attribute you…

When you arrive at a club and your AFT is busy with another customer, how long do you just sit and wait for her to shake loose, turning away other strippers to save a spot for her? What do you…

Are you impressed by her fat roll of singles or do wish she'd stuff them in a sensible bag?

We've learned how more privacy means more mileage, but don't you ever get a kick out of knowing others are getting an eyeful? What about the dancers, do you ever find that they are getting off on it, and you…

I've often heard that the end of the month is the best time to go to a strip club, because girls are trying to make rent and other customers are short on cash. I can't say I've ever found it…

Ten years ago, when ASSC was in its prime, most of the posts were from California. I know computer and internet use got a head start there, but it was ridiculous how much banter there was about all the shitty…

Imagine for the sake of discussion you had to choose. Would you rather have a lap dance with a stripper facing you or her backside towards you? If it depends on this or that, let's hear about it, but no…

Imagine that TUSCL could collect accurate statistics from clubs the way SoundScan does for CD sales and whoever does for movie gate receipts. What would be some Top 40 rankings you'd like to see. For example: - Stage tips per song -…

When: December 1993 Where: Wild Mustang (now Toy Chest) - Detroit, Michigan Cost: $10