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The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances.…

Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I…

It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there…

I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review…

So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the…

I nominate for Best, Indianapolis, with an honorable mention for Lansing, because it has a good club about 2 or 3 blocks up the main street from the capitol building, practically in the shadow of…

Usually, if I'm interested in a girl, I get a dance the first time I see her. Seeing a girl around the club for very long without getting a dance usually kills any interest I…

(Also counting provinces, territories, possessions, foreign countries.) I count 12:

California
Florida
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Michigan
Ohio
Ontario
South Carolina
Tennessee

1. "Maybe later" = You're ugly - buzz off.
2. "Sure, have a seat" = Please rub my dick.
3. "Can I buy you a drink?" = Please rub my dick for $6.
4. "I haven't seen that…