Posts by chandler

Question #1: Sometimes when I read accounts that mention "CBJ", I wonder if they really mean a mock blow job through the pants. My understanding is that "covered" means wearing a rubber, not clothing over your dick. Am I being…

Dancers at the club I logged in to review called me Chandler, because they though I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it. FONDL, I hope you answer this one.

What are the most cringe-inducing bits you see dancers work into their stage sets? I'll get it started with: 10. Lip-syncing or, worse, "acting out" lyrics to the song. 9. Anything involving veils.

...what do you fantasize is happening? - Are you having sex? What kind? - Is she giving you a lapdance? In the club, or somewhere private? - Are you having a conversation? In the club or somewhere else? - Are you on a date?…

What do you say to a stripper who asks, "Why not?" when you tell her you don't want a dance? What kind of stripper would even ask this? How about the ones who try to turn your answer into a…

One night last May, I was at my sometime regular club when I heard the DJ announce to the stage Brooke, a stripper returning after three years away. This got my attention. Of all the strippers I've known who have…

Some choice material on today's Recent Reviews page, so I say it's time for a sequel. Here's maylith reporting on Miss Kitty's in Washington Park, Illinois: Had one girl stop by the table and chat a bit. She seemed to be…

I nominate Chix on Dix, a new club in Detroit on Dix Street. How could they resist? It's almost a great name, except it sounds too close to Chicks With Dicks. And it will probably get them shut down in…

At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in year round wearing gloves. He claims it's because he's a germophobe, but he's really just a weirdo. He used to bring a coat that he'd place over his…

In clubs around Detroit and Ontario, there have been a lot of Russian and Romanian strippers working over the past few years. I never get dances from them, although I hear they can be very high mileage. They seem very…

...strip clubs had nothing to offer me, cause they were full of old skanks. ...the 'Do not touch the dancers' signs were meant to be taken seriously. ...you should pay attention to the DJ, cause he has important stuff to say. ...those guys…

A couple of my favorites go down on my finger during lap dances. Do strippers ever suck your fingers? Would you want them to? Do you see them do it for others in the club? (I don't.)