Posts by chandler

The only real ATF I ever had gave only average lap dances. The best mileage I got with her was always the cuddling and two-way caressing we did before, between and after her dances. For example (and a fairly…

Mine are pretty mild: I like girls who wear their hair up. I like her to keep her top on for the first couple minutes so I can feel her tits through the fabric. I like plaid schoolgirl skirts. I…

It seems like every time I see a billboard it's for a club I know sucks. With the net and TUSCL, they don't serve much purpose for all-knowing vets like us nowadays. I suppose there was a time you might…

I only recall seeing this at one place, in Washington Park, Illinois. It seems pretty boring when there's real live girls you can touch getting naked in front of your face. Comments on their review page make it sound degrading,…

So sayeth Z Bone. I sayeth not. Sure, if I see a girl's laps in advance, I'll take note, but it can almost be like a movie trailer that gives away too much of the plot. Do you spy before…

I nominate for Best, Indianapolis, with an honorable mention for Lansing, because it has a good club about 2 or 3 blocks up the main street from the capitol building, practically in the shadow of the dome. Those and Columbia,…

Usually, if I'm interested in a girl, I get a dance the first time I see her. Seeing a girl around the club for very long without getting a dance usually kills any interest I once had. With some girls,…

(Also counting provinces, territories, possessions, foreign countries.) I count 12: California Florida Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Michigan Ohio Ontario South Carolina Tennessee

1) "Maybe later" = You're ugly - buzz off. 2) "Sure, have a seat" = Please rub my dick. 3) "Can I buy you a drink?" = Please rub my dick for $6. 4) "I haven't seen that girl before." = I wonder…

...do you get more picky or less picky? By the end of your visit, do you tend to narrow down the dancers you're interested in to one or two, even when you may not be able to get dances with them?…

We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something about it? If you haven't,…

I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to understand: "Would you watch my bag…