Posts by chandler

Sounds like a dream come true, don't it? What has been your experience?

I'm inclined to say the darker the better. Obviously, I don't want it so dark I can't see the strippers, but I've never been where I couldn't see well enough after my eyes had a minute to adjust. However, more…

Drives of 1 or 2 hours I listen to music CDs. I need to get a car stereo with RCA jacks so I can plug in my iPod. I get most new music nowadays as MP3s, and about the only…

Dear Sir, The TUSCL Discussion Board has become broken. The time has come for you to take action to fix it. Two posters, davids and RomanticLover, using similar trolling spam-like and tactics have made it virtually impossible for the users of…

What's the most incongruous activity you've seen a stripper try to combine with giving a lap dance?

What makes a club a 10? PT's Showclub Indianapolis does it for bassguitarplayer23, : I SEEM TO be the only person on this site who gets more action then the rules allow at clubs. the bouncer didnt notice, or care i…

The other night I got a speeding ticket in Ohio. I've had others, but my last traffic ticket was for an illegal U-turn leaving a club in what I thought was part of a parking lot. My worst luck has…

1) Thank you very much! 2) That was nice. 3) Got any baby wipes?

I'm always hearing about these dudes from strippers. They're usually big spenders, probably paying for conversation. Then they spend their whole visit unloading about their personal troubles, usually a sad marraige. How much of this do you think (or do…

Did you go together to the store to pick it out or did you surprise her with it? How'd it work out. Did she wear it to work? (No I'm not thinking about doing it. I channel my PL desires into…

You know who you are. Zero is a beautiful number. Please do your part to keep them that way all in one pretty column. Just ignore the fucker. I know you can do it.

They say every healthy person rips one 13 times a day on average. Have you ever been aware of a stripper farting? Have you ever cut one during a dance?