Comments by shailynn

Probably isn’t any worse than all the crap they put in food these days for manufacturing and shelf life purposes.

I think she’s very hot but usually has a stupid hairdo. She’s in it for the fame, I remember reading somewhere that her close friends said she’s a fame whore and will put up with him because it’s making her famous. She might want to talk to Julia Fox and see how that went. Remember Julia Fox? Another woman Kanye paraded around half naked who was obsessed with fame. Where is she now? Everyone forgot about her.

I have 2 sweet & sour sauce packets from McDonalds in my car, think that would be sufficient?

^ have you ever been inside a real stripclub?

“ The banana was not seized as evidence.”

How many strippers have put restraining orders on you?

That is so true. I have had many OTC sessions, where the stripper will do the outfits, the makeup, all the lapdances you want, but they all say the same thing “please don’t make me where the heels.”

Man I’m out of touch, I thought it was an ED medication/supplement before I read the comments.

^ incredible lapdances.

I use Skiplagged.com for flights. If I find a flight I like I then go directly to the airline website and book it. Southwest and (ugh) Spirit Airlines do not show up on Skiplagged so you’ll have to go directly to their websites for searches. I try to avoid Spirit at all costs but sometimes if it’s the only direct flight I bite the bullet and suffer. Southwest is a HUGE hub in Vegas so worth looking at them for your short flights in and out of there. Priceline.com for hotels is what I usually use. Most people who travel to Vegas frequently (and gamble) are rewards members at certain casinos and get good personal offers on rooms.

I think Boebert is the hottest in politics on the federal level today. Yeah she wears way too much makeup to cover her flaws but something about her glasses and petite figure does it for me. If I could get a lapdance from her or Melania (version from 10 years ago) that would be a hard choice. Two women not mentioned yet: Kristi Noem. She’s scary looking up close IMO. Katie Britt. She is super cute but definitely would give an air dance.

Thanks to TUSCL I know where all the good strip clubs are. That’s a wealth of knowledge just right there.

did he have a jar of peanut butter with him?

I found it! [email protected]

This will be the best list EVER on TUSCL!!!!!

PL confession. A stripper I knew that I often had some very liberal lapdances with used a scented hand sanitizer. It smelled like a cross between vanilla and coconut suntan lotion. Whenever I got a whiff of that scent I would become aroused. Probably because whenever I smelled it - it meant I was about to have sex. Eventually she admitted it made her horny too because it started to remind her of having sex (maybe she was feeding me a line of BS but I believed it, she would orgasm during our VIP sessions). I tracked the scent down, it was a Bath & Bodywork’s scent and I think it was called “snowball.” I went and bought everything they had in that scent. Hand sanitizer, lotion, bath soap, they may have even had a candle in that scent. I had convinced myself that smelling that all the time would bring the same euphoric sensation I’d get when I was with that stripper. It lasted about 2 weeks, then I got sick of the smell and eventually Bath & Body discontinued the scent. It only came out around Christmas when they did make it. Too much of a good thing eventually just becomes too much.

^ good grief who even allows you to post on here?

All those girls look awful I don’t even know how you’re going to be able to spend 30 minutes in there. I mean who would want to watch lesbian games and have their balls licked? That just sounds horrible. Meanwhile Muddy misread it and got excited because he thought he was going to be the one licking balls.

Unrelated to your question but my first thought was your ATF may be just telling you baloney so you’ll dislike the other two girls and only spend money on her.

Strippers can show up late to work consistently and they get fined. I’m sure most think “well I just have to do 2 extra lapdances tonight to cover the fine.” If that were a different type of job they’d likely get fired for excessive tardiness. The naïveté of young strippers about the expectations of a job is not exclusive to just strippers as a lot of young people are that way. I think strippers get warped more than most other young people due to the allures of quick and easy money that comes to stripping, not to mention quick, easy and lucrative in some cases.

Splitting a handle of Jack every morning would work too.

Oh yeah Muddy let’s all go to Youngstown and get shot and robbed.

What about cranberry juice drinkers?

Is it sponsored by shiny suits and Jack Daniels?

Are Philly fans the worst in the NFL? Nick Siriani, 2 superbowl trips and 4 playoffs and these assholes wanted to fire him? Dan Campbell got a bye week and Detroit is ready to build a statue of him outside of Ford field.